It has come to our attention that there are a couple of people
claiming to be the infamous FOIA terrorist Barbara Schwartz. The
truth of the matter is:

We are all Barbara Schwartz

B.S. is a pseudonym we used to make FOIA requests and not let the MAN
know we are on to his evil conspiracy. To his end, we invented a
backstory of a German immigrant who believes she's the daughter of
L.Ron born on a secret underwater submarine village in the Salt Lake.
This makes Barbara Schwartz seem to be a harmless kook and makes the
government feel safe.

Barbara Schwartz is an early incarnation of Anonymous. It's an order
of Celibate Ninja Nuns which later formed a cable news organization.

On 14 mei, 08:11, IntergalacticExpandingPanda
hotmail.com> wrote:

I think next protest I shall chant

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On May 14, 3:25 am, Anonymous live.com> wrote:

Hey did Tom N the machine get unplugged for the
night..............lurk moar, troll less!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$CIENTOLOGY KILL$

On May 14, 8:33 am, AnonymousNasty hotmail.com> wrote:

I'm Barbera Schwarz!

On 14 mei, 09:48, WolfyRik hotmail.com> wrote:

On May 14, 1:11 am, IntergalacticExpandingPanda
hotmail.com> wrote:

Shovel it, Paul Horner! YOU are disturbing my peace and happiness by
stealing my ID and misinforming lurkers about who I am. You want them
to get confuses.

You run half of the suck puppets on ARS. How dare you to accuse me of
what you are doing.

As if lurkers would have the time to figure out the truth and check e-
mail addresses and headers, which you carefully delete as you are
afraid of the legal aftermath. Lurkers just read the same name Barbara
Schwarz and are getting confused. And this is what you criminal
intent.

Your true name is NOT BARBARA SCHWARZ and the only one who agree with
you are your own suck puppets.

First, if you would be a person who does not commit deliberately
crimes, you would not be afraid that your postings are archived by
Google. So, you cancel them after five days. Five days are enough in
your twisted head to confuse lurkers on usenet by using my name.

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On May 14, 8:34 am, Barbara Schwarz excite.com>
wrote:

I am Barbara Schwarz. You are Barbara Schwarz. We are all Barbara
Schwarz.

Please enjoy the Schwarz schwarz.

I have no clue who Paul Horner is, except that he too is Barbara
Schwarz.

IntergalacticExpandingPanda hotmail.com>
wrote:

You should all kill yourselves. }:-} Someone as fucking insane as
you all are, it's a wonder you're not all locked up.

On May 14, 9:41 am, FR...@SkepticTank.Org (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

That's the idea. Creating a myth about being born in a underwater
submarine village in the salt lake 10 meters below the surface and
being part of a mini sub crew at age 3-5 fighting 10 inch tall Nazis
makes it easier to make FOIA requests without it raising any red
flags. It keeps government employees in a job, it makes them less
suspicious.