I noticed the other day that my friend Yitsak hasn't got much of a
willy, so I offered to let him play with mine because I've got a lot
more foreskin than I actually need.

Greasdoctor
(Mummy, I shit myself again)

On Thu, 18 Jan 2007, Ralph wrote:

In article 4ax.com>, john w
@yoo.hoo> wrote:

In article bignews3.bellsouth.net>, "Ralph"
yahoo.com> wrote:

Have you tried pressing the blue button - three from the top on the left
hand side

Thats the one the Johannine Paulists press

It puts the machine into GROVEL mode "Eat the Dust" and plays the old tune:

"Lovely God oh Pretty God
Thou hast Sprung me out of mud
If I ever had a thought
Bless you that it came to naught

I got here in my present form
In the hour that I was born
Read the Bible. Cursed a fag
Saw evolution as a drag

In article bignews3.bellsouth.net>, "Ralph"
yahoo.com> wrote:

You really aren't paying attention are you

Sugien says man is made in the image of God

So his God is a naked man with a dangling dick and no trousers - who can
talk things into existence

If I ever get to be able to do that the first thing I am going to say is:

"A large dry martini - six parts gin to one part martini - crushed ice -
shaken not stirred"

+

"Thankyou Adam - buy yourself some trousers with the tip"

In article <5JWdnfwh6PaXXDLYnZ2dnUVZ_oannZ2d@adelphia.com>, "Sugien"
adelphia.net> wrote:

In article <3c2dnYMKS-U2XTLYnZ2dnUVZ_qOpnZ2d@adelphia.com>, "Sugien"
adelphia.net> wrote:

exactly

You do

Anyone can press your buttons because you belong to a subcult of pseudo
Christianity that is easily manipulated

The Johannine Paulists have been doing it to your ilk for centuries

You respond when they press your buttons just as much and more than when
we do the pressing and the responses are just as predictable as the ones
you give us

Show some self respect and take your increasingly soggy mind back

Walk away from Fundamentalism, Creationism and homophobia

Or treat them as an illness

(The Genesis Syndrome)

In article 4ax.com>, duke
cox.net> wrote:

Today we again honor the memory of blessed Pope St. John Paul 2, patron
saint and lord protector of pedophile priests everywhere. John Paul 2's
disregard for victims of priestly pedophilic abuse was nothing short of

despicable.

Knowing that the authorities in Boston were in an investigation that
could well have involved (and implicated) cardinal Law, his "holiness"
transferred Law to Rome and placed him in a very desirable situation as
an "arch-priest" at St. Mary Major Basilica.

Now cardinal Law can continue to live large and prosper with no fear of
further connection to the abuses that left so many victims wounded for
life. And the new "vicar of Christ on earth" has made no public mention
of having the good cardinal speak to US authorities, either, showing
that the pedophelic succession shall remain unbroken. Is this a great
system or what?

Pedophile priests must repeat the pedophile priest's prayer:
Blessed St. John Paul 2, patron saint of pedophile priests, pray for us
when we molest helpless kids and also bless and protect us at the hour
when we need to be transferred to another diocese to avoid prosecution.

In the name of Cardinal Law and all other pedophile protectors - amen.

In article 4ax.com>, john w
@yoo.hoo> wrote:

Excellent theological qualification that one

Is that the degree you wanted to use to shoot through windows with a
digital camera

What was it doing on a triple deck freeway

And got booted out for not reading the text books - you already told us that