Kids Are Quick____________________________________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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On July 19, Forgiven for past sins or future Donna Kupp wrote:

" When we are converted all past sins are forgiven. After a person
is
born-again, only sins of ignorance are forgiven. If a person sins
with knowledge and intent after that time, they have blasphemed the
Holy Spirit and there is no more sacrifice for sin."
See Hebrews 6:1-8; Hebrews 10:26-31.

Kelly answered

"Baloney. Humans can't completely stop sinning as long as we are in
our mortal bodies - as long as we are in our mortal bodies we are
still susceptable to succumb to the old nature."

Kelly's statement above is an evil report. She has a ministry much
like Tokyo
Rose.

THE MINISTRY OF TOKYO ROSE

TRUE REPENTANCE FROM SIN

Salvation is the only subject where there can be no compromise of
doctrine.

Conversion is linked with repentance. True repentance is a
covenant with God to cease from all known sin completely and
forever, with the mind that even if it were to cost you your life to
obey, you would do it.

One must also have the understanding that if we turn back to
willful sin - like the dog to his vomit - we will be lost forever.

Following are the verses in Ezekiel which prove that repentance is
a one time event, and that one must cease from willful sin
completely and forever in order to "live".

EZE 18:9 [He that] HATH WALKED in my statutes, and HATH
KEPT my judgments, to deal truly; he is just, he shall surely live,
saith the Lord GOD.

EZE 18:21 But if the wicked will turn from ALL his sins that he
hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is
lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die.

"old man joe" home.com> wrote in message
news:nu2q7450rrtn9keutqmpv3veirod3q17pi@4ax.com...

Same what Catholic Church teach that Jesus saves, but you have also to walk
in Jesus steps. Folowing Elen G. White steps leads in wrong direction.

wow ! God cursed people to be swine, dogs etc. Where is that in The Bible?

On July 19, WHO HAS NO CONDEMNATION, Kelly wrote:

"Jesus is not our judge, Donna. That will be God the Father, with
Jesus as our advocate. You don't know Scripture very well except for
the thou shalt nots and the "rules", do you?"

Jesus said:

"For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all
judgment unto the Son:" Joh 5:22

Paul said:

"For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that
every one may receive the things done in his body, according to
that he hath done, whether it be good or bad". 2 Co 5:10

The scriptures declare:

Myers Briggs Prayers

* ENFJ: God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest.
Do you mind putting that in Writing?

* ENFP: God, help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird!-ing at a time.

* ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdoAmen.

* ENTP: Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second
thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.

* ESFJ: God, help me have patience, and I mean right NOW!

* ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties
and dancing.

* ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if you need some
help, just ask!

* ESTP: God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even
though they're usually NOT my fault.

* INFJ: Lord, help me to not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that
correctly?)

* INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

* INTJ: Lord, keep me open to other's ideas, WRONG though they may be.

* INTP: Lord, help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

"A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, 'I know
what the Bible means!' His father smiled and replied, 'What do you mean,
you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, 'I do know!' 'Okay,'
said his father. 'What does the Bible mean?' 'That's easy, Daddy...' the
young boy replied excitedly,' It stands for Basic Information Before
Leaving Earth.'

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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to
her brother in another part of the country. 'Is there anything breakable
in here?' asked the postal clerk. 'Only the Ten Commandments.' answered
the lady.

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'Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good morning,
Lord,' and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good
Lord, it's morning.'

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Many "believers" who deliberately break God's law are
using the following verse to convince themselves they will
not be condemned for their sins:

"There is therefore now no condemnation to them
which are in Christ Jesus,
who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit."
Rom 8:1 (KJV)

Only those who are "IN" Christ have no condemnation;
but, what exactly does it mean to be ***IN*** Christ
Jesus? Here are three scriptural tests to determine if one
actually is in Christ:

1. Am I walking as Jesus walked? Yes [ ] No [ ]

"He that saith he abideth *in him* ought himself
also so to walk, even as he walked."
I Jn 2:6 (KJV)

2. Am I keeping his commandments? Yes [ ] No [ ]

"All who keep his commandments abide *in him*,..."
I Jn 3:24 (RSV)

3. Have I stopped committing sin? Yes [ ] No [ ]

I hear about becoming a Christian and being forgiven for sins, but
afaicr, no one ever says what sins are forgiven. Whether this is for
sins in the past, before one was baptized, or sins in the future,
after that day.

Please, which is it?