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Author: Forrest HodgeForrest Hodge
Date: Jun 8, 2010 01:17
On 6/4/2010 2:41 PM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
Movement of Tantra-Hammock wrote:
> On Jun 4, 1:29 pm, Dänk 666 rocketmail.com> wrote:>> On Jun 4, 7:28 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the
>> Movement of Tantra-Hammock" yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>> Imagine, filling the 30 gallon tank of a 1980 Chevy Caprice costs
>>> you... 2 bucks! I was hearing this report in NPR, and this guy proudly
>>> shows off in that stupid vehicle like it was the ultimate dream. It
>>> may be a nightmare for the environment, but --like in America-- gas is
>>> subsidized by their socialist government making it all possible. So,
>>> forget about Obama, Chavez is the way to go if you love your SUVs,
>>> folks.
>>
>> Actually it is hybrid-driving American leftists who love Hugo Chávez.
>> Chávez' simply uses a common trick seen in other socialist countries
>> to purchase support, currency devaluation.
>>
>> Like Barack Obama, Hugo Chávez purchases political support by giving
>> 'free' money away, in this case in the form of gasoline subsidies. ...
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Author: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-HammockHis Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock
Date: Jun 7, 2010 22:59
See, there's a difference. When you spank the monkey... it's nobody's
business; you are hurting no one. But when you tease the monkey, you
are playing with his brain, a form of torture, making him believe
something it is not true and confusing him.
Take for example the fact that bicycles are vehicles and yet they are
totally ignored on the roads. They better say, "WE DON'T WANT BICYCLES
ON THE ROAD, MONKEY!" Then the monkey knows what he is up against and
goes in his cage...
It's like they say in Brazil, "WE NEED SPACE." And now hear this
dramatic account from the zoo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3AAdkfiamU&feature=related
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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"WE NEED SPACE, WE NEED SPACE, WE NEED SPACE"
http://webspawner.com/users/MASTURBATIONFORPEACE (plan B)
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Author: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic EnterprisesHis Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Date: May 14, 2010 03:48
(I have to thank a certain individual for this clever idea about
monkey behavior)
Yes, they see a monkey PEE and they want to POO. In other words, they
want to do, not just the same, but more than the other monkey. For
example, someone buys an SUV, then the monkey wants a BIGGER SUV, and
so on, until there's no place for a clever monkey to go around without
pee or poo.
Pay attention, and you'll see how much MONKEY SEE MONKEY POO there's
around.
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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"The jungle is full of shit but nobody gives a shit"
http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
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Author: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic EnterprisesHis Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Date: May 13, 2010 22:23
On May 13, 3:35 am, ANON wrote:> Someone was saying on the news, that perhaps what's needed are more attacks
> and ridicule on that religion, so that there are so many people doing it,
> they cant possible get violent on everyone who does.
>
> It's time that muslims stop behaving like spoiled violent babies.
Perhaps what we should do is spank the monkey. All of us. We take care
of our monkey, they take of theirs. We can't spank their monkey, if
you know what I mean... ;)
On May 13, 12:16 pm, "Dagon" invalid.com> wrote:
> Quit spanking your monkey, please!
>
> this is a *public* internet group!
So Jesus didn't spank the monkey?
Does the Pope spank the monkey? Do Christians spank the monkey?
I'll be honest. I rather do a sheep than spank the monkey. ;)
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Author: TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungleTheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
Date: Jan 28, 2010 20:11
(Here the FOXY CHRISTIANS are caught red-handed stirring anti-green
sentiments. Of course, they love the green dollar)
On Jan 27, 4:59 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein - FIGHTER OF THE FOX
CHRISTIANS" isneverwrong.com> wrote:> Al Gore is a certified nutloon. There is no doubt of this. His false
> belief in Global Warming is satanically inspired and has been proven false
> by the cold winter we've been having. When will it end? Will President Al
> Gore send the green police into your house to make sure you're recycling
> properly? To make sure you use those new bulbs that aren't very bright
> instead of incandescent bulbs? To make sure you only use one piece of
> toilet paper when you poo?
>
> Fellow christians, you should be very afraid of an Al Gore administration.
What color is the Green Police? Or would I recognize them by their
bikes?
How many SUVs will you be allowed per household?
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"Green is a beautiful color in the jungle, but some people love it
because it's the color of the dollar"
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Author: TheTibetanMonkeyTheTibetanMonkey
Date: Jan 28, 2010 19:47
(Though this parable doesn't talk about bikes, I'm sure that more than
one cyclist will relate to the lamb in the in it)
Oh, how fake these parables sound compared to my own wise parables of
the jungle. First listen to the Bible's version, and then my own...
Luke 15:3-7 He told them this parable.
"Which of you men, if you had one hundred sheep, and lost one of them,
wouldn’t leave the ninety-nine in the wilderness, and go after the one
that was lost, until he found it? When he has found it, he carries it
on his shoulders, rejoicing. When he comes home, he calls together
his friends and his neighbors, saying to them, ‘Rejoice with me, for I
have found my sheep which was lost!’ I tell you that even so there
will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents, than over
ninety-nine righteous people who need no repentance."
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In the jungle things would have happen like this...
"Listen, honey, this stupid sheep left the herd and will do the same
again. Do you feel like eating lamb?"
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"In the jungle it's eat or be eaten. Try not to stray from the herd!"
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Author: Bob FBob F
Date: Jan 28, 2010 19:18
Edward Dolan wrote:
>> Edward Dolan wrote:
> [...]
>>> Mature women are no more sexy than mature men are. Let's face it, we
>>> all become slobs somewhere in our late 20's. The most pitiful sight
>>> in the world is an older person pretending that he is still young. I
>>> urge you to think more on gravestones and less on sensual delights.
>>> They are reserved for the very young exclusively.
>>
>> You are going to have a miserable life.
>>
>> You have no clue just how sexy mature women can be. 20 year olds are
>> nothing in comparison.
>
> Mature women are basically mothers. Sexy is all about the young.You
> must be some kind of pervert not to know that.
>
> The only time "Romeo and Juliet" ever made any sense to me was when ...
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Author: Tom ShermanTom Sherman
Date: Dec 25, 2008 15:56
(PeteCresswell) wrote:
> Per P.Chisholm:
>>> I would like to know who are those who think winter is in any way wonderful?
>>> Winter is miserable in the extreme. It is a season of death. All I can do is
>>> hibernate like a bear. If I were only a polar bear my life would not
>>> possibly be so awful.
>>>
>
> Welcome to the "Lake Effect Snow" in Northern New York.
> ------------------------------------------------------------------
> December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the
> season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by
> the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven.
> It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like
> newlyweds again. I love snow!
>
> December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
> covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can
> there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was
> the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years ...
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