On Aug 27, 9:57 pm, "jeannek...@
aol.com"
aol.com> wrote:>
> Hey, Lady, Vick had sixty dogs. Dogs who were less
> savage than par were hanged, electrocuted or
> drowned. Unlike human animals, dogs can give no
> informed consent to such treatment.
Well, if they didn't complain, why are you?
Maybe they were suicidal. You don't know.
You talk to dogs and cats, you know they have
pretty much your same level of intelligence...
>> Madam, we are murderous apes, that is why we
>> get along so well with vicious/murderous dogs.
>
> Madam, we agree, but there is no reason to condition
> unconsenting animals to rip each other apart for
> amusement.
So! You're one of those nasty people who wants them
ripped apart for the sake of our guts? Or maybe just
to make some glue for your little kids' classes. Jees!
>>> Dogs
>>> can be
>>> taught faster than children how
>>> to behave and where to defecate;
>
>> I KNOW!!!!!! Every other time I walk out
>> my door I come home with some of their defecation
>> on my fucking sole!!!!!
>
> Dog owners include lazy people. Defecation happens.
Bengal tiger owners include lazy people--One guy had
one in his apartment in the Bronx. Where does it stop?
> Try watching where you walk
I carry a gun just so I'll be ready when I run into a
lion out there--It's gonna happen BECAUSE people like
you do not understand you live among people now.
> or telling the dog owner
> to pick up after themselves.
And get their defecating dogs sic'd on me?!?
> No leash/defecation laws
> in your town?
AND stop signs, but I wouldn't trust my life to one!
I know my fellow-monkeys. That's why I wouldn't go
to your house, or take a muffin from you.
>> Why do people own dogs? Because it's another
>> deadly weapon they can wield at their fellow
>> humans.
>> Get a gun, lady. It's cheaper. And cleaner.
>
> No, thank you, lady. Guns are not cheaper and
> cleaner.
Where you buy your guns/dogs? Puppies (mutts) are
going for $400 in the local pet store. You can get
a Smith and Wesson, top of the line, for $350 at
"any mall." (That's not a store.)
For as long as we've owned dogs we've understood
that "being thrown to the dogs" in the worst death
we can inflict on anyone. Lady, you are a liar.
> Every human that says the dog's name get his smile.
Tell that to the old lady that was just mauled by
her three dogs in Philly. These assholes always say
the same thing: "Jeepers. They never did that before!"
Every single person interviewed on TV swore they
were amongst the friendliest/sweetest dogs around!
And you ask me if mankind will survive!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> But you have to admit you NEVER heard a dog
>> apologize for farting--In my book, THAT proves
>> they're unfeeling/uncaring bastards. Kill'em all!
>
> Hey, lady, did your husband ever apologize for
> farting?
Never! But I don't have a husband. So there! I win.
> Flatulence happens even among the rude humans.
> Did your mother teach to wash your hands often?
> Mine did.
I noted that you did not say, "I wash..." I guess
your mother wasted a lot of of here time with you.
First, trying to find a father for you with some
brains. And then the rest of it, of course. She also
owned some time-wasting animal, right?
> Four male cats have the guest room
> after four pm and until
> around six ayem; one female cat
> (age 13?) has a place in my master
> bedroom and the dog snoozes in
> my spouse's recliner nights
> because my spouse has no
> interest in sharing his bedroom with him.
So you've pretty much decided that after
you die your heirs should just raze the house down
and sell the lot for a commercial construction...
maybe a toxic waste dump.
>> JESUS! I once went into a house where they were
>> boiling armpits--and I betcha that house didn't
>> smell
>> ONE TENTH as bad as yours: You can't tell me you
>> don't eat shit, lady. NOBODY has FIVE cats without
>> eating cat shit seven days a week/three times a
>> day.
>> People without pets eat their own shit when they
>> brush their teeth in their bathrooms, for heavens'
>> sakes!
>
> There are two huge litter boxes lifted daily in the
> guest room,
> one in my bathroom and one more in the master
>> bathroom,
> but no one who visits has a clue cats live there.
This is why I object to misplaced courtesy: So, then,
none of your guests has ever come into your house
and started gagging and crying out: "For Christ's
Sakes: What the Hell stinks in here?!?!?!"
Lady: Walking the street I can tell whether a house
has a cat living in it. People's scent cells fire once
and then ignore the stimuli: You can get used to
ANY amount of stink. Bring in a kid and ask HIM.
> Modern litters
> make the difference and the cats use the lavendar
> and mint
> plant areas outside during the day although they
> prefer their
> litter pans and may ask to come inside to use one
> for chuckles.
> Hey, lady, jump into the twenty-first century re:
> animal care..;>
Do you EVEN look at your cats crapping? Cats jump
in their shit boxes and DIG up the shit there before
shitting again! DO THEY WASH THEIR PAWS before
walking all over your dinner table? Your lap? Before
pawing your cheek bones? NO. But you don't mind,
do you! Heck, you even kiss their cute little paws...
because everybody knows cats are such CLEAN animals
... constantly licking their fur, their balls, their
little assholes--because even cats hate to walk around
with bits of shit hanging out their asses, but unlike
people, cats were never taught by Jesus to use
TOILET PAPER were they, no, they use their tongues.
The same tongues they use to drink from your teacups
and lick your best china... the one you put out for
your favorite guests (the ones who themselves live
with animals so they think nothing of coming over to
your STINKING house). Ah sweet life!
>> Admit it: You're a shit-eater on a crusade for
>> shit-eating. Plan & simple.
>
>> God have mercy upon my soul! Dear Lord, how many
>> starving children might this vicious animal have
>> saved! And: Yes, I'm talking about YOU, lady.
>
> I am a proponent of vascectomies for all. They are
> reversible for humans and definitely enhance sexual
> adventuring...
Why doesn't this surprise me? And, pray tell, how
many venereal deceases have you collected so far?
> Who is the god you are speaking to? Starving
> children? How many do you feed daily? How do you
> feed them, lady?
Madam, I feed as many as I can without being caught
by the cops and thrown in prison for not feeding cats
and dogs instead. This is a bizarro world. But I know
it.
>> You make my whole point yourself: WHEN YOU RAISE
>> ANIMALS TO THE LEVEL OF HUMAN BEINGS YOU
>> LOWER HUMAN BEINGS TO THE LEVEL OF ANIMALS.
>
>> You are a vicious, uncaring/unfeeling beast,
>> Madam!
>
> Madam, you are a human animal. Pray that no one pits
> you against others without your consent for their
> amusement or a betting pool.
Too late: I've been drafted, forced to attend schools
of every description and malice, to work in jobs for
the amusement of psychopaths (apparently). And
I can NEVER buy anything at my own price!!!!!!
> Pray that Vicks do not torture/train you to die
> without your consent, then hang, drown, electrocute
> you when you fail to rip apart another animal
> because you are hungry/unwell.
Did you even see the musical version of
Les Miserables?
>>> He understands many words, as
>>> the cats do, and has responded
>>> to
>>> being spayed/chipped/shotted and
>>> flea-treated and he learned to enjoy
>>> baths
>>> arranged by my Beloved Spouse who
>>> now walks him three times a day,
>>> twice
>>> with bucket in hand. Buddy recognized
>>> at once he was not top dog in
>>> this
>>> Cat domain and learned to live
>>> happily with provocative cats who
>>> tested his
>>> patience, but he arrived in time to
>>> ensure my BS walked vice being
>>> chaired
>>> too often, meaning his strength and
>>> stamina improved because Buddy
>>> arrived.
>
>> In a more humane world you would have been shot
>> as hopelessly lost to man. When, O when, O God,
>> will there be a human society that human beings
>> can live in!
>
> When human animals notice that violence makes no
> sense.
Madam, violence is the ONLY thing that makes any sense
in a violent world: I've never heard of anybody
proposing winning a war with love (well, I think in
a Monty Python episode they proposed sending out a
wave of naked men at the enemy). Can't remember
whether it worked or not... but even that involved
some violence.
> When a Vick cannot profit from being
> stupid/cruel/barbaric.
Vick was done in by: somebody dropped a dime on him.
Those things can kill'ya!
>>> He graces our lives and the cats like
>>> him, to our great surprise. He
>>> hops onto
>>> a dining room chair upon command
>>> and responds to "no woof, woof" when
>>> strangers are cleared for admittance.
>>> Every event of chin on lap is
>>> sweet. He
>>> has us pegged and sits down when
>>> he is hungry that we may act to
>>> provide
>>> food. The agreement benefits all parties.
>
>> Not all. You forget about all those starving
>> children
>> God put you upon this earth to help, and which you
>> so callously choose to condemn to misery and death
>> so you can enjoy your little "animal show." Hope
>> you enjoy it!
>
> I do not "believe" because the word "believe" has
> the word "lie" in it.
Like you, for a long time I didn't drink "beer" so I
wouldn't get stung: After listening to you, I'm
thinking of starting.
> Condoms make sense, too. Children do not
> starve because I fail to feed them. I raised two
> on my salary,
I do not condemn you for the children you saved
but only for those you did not save. Yours is a
common fallacy of man. Shame on you.
No. Check that. It's not your fault. Ya can't blame
dogs for biting or cats for scratching, I suppose.
> attended school nights for twelve years to beyond
> a summa grad
> level and have saved several animals over time,
> including human
> animals I did not create. I do enjoy being in the
> company of
> creatures who do not believe in god, but know where
> food comes
> from, including a dog who obeys, behaves and smiles
> often...;>
Sounds like you have the good life. I suppose the good
life is only possible for people who lack a
conscience. Now I know the answer to a question
that has gnawed at me since childhood, when I first
heard about Heaven and Hell: How could anyone live
in Paradise knowing there is a Hell?
In your Paradise no thought of Hell ever comes to
bother your little animals-feeding rituals, does it!
S D Rodrian
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