1%% Fear
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hey psychic blog
hw th fuck are ya ?

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the motels
'total control'
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dont rub it in

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i hit th fortitude valley last night

on nippleclamp

th suspension

monoshock unicycle

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first time
she's been thru th valley

after midnight
in mark three guise

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LST

land surfer mark three
"limited slip tripper"

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hi paulie
"gday"

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got whinged at
while playin drums for rock spider

that i smelled too much

wearin original jeans

dirty as

i fuckn stunk

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but i've read my diary

i've read

wot i go hoem with

from th fortitide valley

why cum in smellin pretty

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besides yr fat bitch

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frente
'accidently kelly street'
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so i did
do my six month blackban of th valley

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said i would

i dont ride a safety bicycle

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fuckn girls bikes

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i did though
wear th shark fin
wizard hat

black tip

last night

thru th city at speed

after midnight

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with

1%% Fear

written across my bare chest

no shoes

just a pair of jeans

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ya dont see
th

no fear stickers

on th backs of cars

as much as ya used ta

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oh yeah
that date i posted

some time before
and wrote clues to

for a week before it
13 january 2007

it was an earthquake
it dod come form th east

in th japan ocean
7.9 on th richter scale
and a fourty centimetre

tsunami wave

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said i couldnt use it

no bugger died

dont put up my
psychic kills
tally

a bit

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city high
'you dont know me'
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ah well

this psychic blog

even said it was

from th weight of th oceans

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and th first clue i wrote was

oh very young

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so that's

my third tsunami

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they're gettin smaller

cant continue

th first was

eighty five feet

second was

six feet

and this one

under four feet

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wot's goin on kuta ?

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the prodigy
'out of space'
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like my litle brother said

on th rim of fire

7.9 earthquakes

dont land every day

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a major tremor

so th papers did say

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i know

u'll claim u got

no warning of this fucker either

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and i said i wasnt gunna be nice this yr

i did say th magic

was gunna come out swinging this yr

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i guess there is
th usual bad side

to it

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i'll get th usual

maybe it
wouldnt of happened

if i wasnt predicting it

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go and get fucked

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city high
'15 will get you 20'
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th psychic ego

of th wizard

continues to

grow

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gave rock spider a cuddle and

even played th drum for a bit

didnt really sing

i know

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but
he was

in th
buskers jam

at dawn

on a sunday morn

durin th golden age

best thing in my diary
fr th fortitude valley

it doesnt compete

with bein laid
in th doorway of a nightclub

at surfers paradise

i'm still gettin calls frm there

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we allowed that
brisbane women dont fuck

they just tease
and watched th four dancing

in front of th drum

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i have missed it but

i wont be back in a hurry

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pj harvey
'send his love to me'
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just liek rock spider

saw mira hangin out of a club

and brother julian

playin centre mall

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nearly
nearly

got run over by a truck
three cars so far

have gone over th top of me

i still

havent broken a bone on it

surfin on one wheel

after midnight

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dont see my own death

and i 'm a real psychic

i have to
drop over skatebwol walls

on a man;s bike

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hopped out of th car
friday night

in th city

monoshock
unicycle

layin onth footpath already

a mountain bicycle goes past

i yell out

GIRLS BIKE

he stops
turns around

and checks me out

grizzled twenty yrs
on th solo wheel

extreme unicyclist and

then he jumped th three foot
wall

and rode his bicycle thru th garden

i laughed

gutless cunt too hey

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still a girls bike
it;s a

safety bicycle

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fuckin girls bikes

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stealers wheel
'stuck in th middle with you'
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i've got another

dated psychic prediction

in this here

psychic blog

fuck that nostradamus was an amateur

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but they still follow him

blindly

and try to twist

results out of his work

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th best clues
seem to have been thrown around

day minus eight this time

close enough

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th unbelievers
dont believe anythin anyway

fuckem

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4 non blondes
'whats going on'(techno remix)
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now i

have to

look forward into th future

and pick my next

natural diaster

to write clues to

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thing is

is th wizard feelin nice still

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wot i dont like about me

i'm a cunt

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or at least my twin brother

black

th other side of my head

is

u called that chick fat

"so"

"she was"

"i wouldnt fuck her with yr dick"

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th bald tyre was a bit of fun

ridin thru greasy pizza

on th ground and

a moist road

downhill
thru th nightclubber crowd

"but we made it"

no fuckin brakes still shifts em

"rather just peel thru em"

"more jump"

"oh look"

"white girls can jump"

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fuck off peasants

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pirate jenny
"black"

'james bong-triple o"

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p.s.

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joe jackson
'real men'
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