Trent McManus - Conservative Republican

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"I don't see how we're going to get more quotas out of the animals
in this forest," observed the

Secretary of Animal Advancement. "They're already working harder
than ever. In fact, both

parents have to forage or hunt all day just to keep up with the
quotas and feed their litters. "

"Well then, get more animals in here!" here said the Secretary of
Forest Resources. He was a

big fat snake, his belly bulging full of the frogs he had devoured
that morning.

"How are we supposed to do that?" asked the snake, who was the Chief
of Staff.

"How? I'll tell you how! We'll get more animals in here! This
isn't the only forest in the world!

We'll just import more animals from anywhere we can find them!"

"Oh, the other animals aren't going to like that," the Secretary of
Animal Advancement said,

shaking his head, very doubtful of the propostion. "They think of
this forest as theirs. How do