On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 21:00:46 GMT, The God of Odd Statements
wrote:
>On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 14:37:22 -0500, mimus did most oddly state:
>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:33:33 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 22:56:50 -0500, mimus wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:48:50 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 18:57:30 -0500, mimus wrote:
>>>>>>On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:44:45 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 18:33:31 -0500, mimus wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:20:56 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 16:15:20 -0500, "Shirley" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>"the mekon" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 23:46:10 -0500, "Shirley" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>"the mekon" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:19:31 -0500, "Shirley" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"mimus" wrote...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 00:32:25 +0000, the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:49:03 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the mekon took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:16:43 -0600, Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>trippy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the mekon took the hamburger meat, threw it on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:34:11 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the mekon took the hamburger meat, threw it on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:14:54 -0600, trippy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the mekon took the hamburger meat, threw it on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think i will take it.
>
>Wow, that was only twelve days?
All I can say is, do not believe the hype and Hollywood lies to you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have the last two on layaway.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Just as long as you ware a condom. I don't want
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all my future
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> subjects
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to die from AIDS.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>According to most accounts, I live on my own
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>planet. This coincides with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my current earth distribution scheme "1 for me, 1
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for everybody
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>else"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>quite nicely.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you considered a new pair of glasses as your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> onanism seems
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have adverse drawbacks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LET MY PEOPLE...er...PERSON GO!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please, Trippy, PLEASE!!! Can I call this Dip Shit an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"it??!!!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>P-l-e-e-e-e-a-a-s-e??!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Make her beg like a dog, trippy. She'll love you for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tempting, but she has no need to. The answer's no.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are such a slut, Trips, you're just saying that cause
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> she's been slurping up to you and you like a nice clean
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> arsehole. I do hope she doesn't mistake the Klingons
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around your ring for the ones from Star Trek. That would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just completely confuse her.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooh, getting bitter already, a fine Emperor you'd make.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hope he is not expecting us to peel and feed grapes to him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only of wrath.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>But..*Tis the season to be unwrathful* *Fa la la la la la la
>>>>>>>>>>>>la*
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That did make me chuckle a bit.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Then my job here is done..carry one.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sid James is bigger than Godd!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I will peel and feed you one semi ripe banana.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I'd rather Spammy the Spanked Kook did it as I seem to own her.
>>>>>>>>>>> I may as well make her earn her keep.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Well if you ever get tired of her..let me know..I have a banana
>>>>>>>>>>and a kiwi with you name on them?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A Kiwi who's not obsessed with rugby? Yeah, right. Like I am
>>>>>>>>> going to fall for that one.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>There's a nice star-apple in this bag here for you:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Just climb inside and get it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My mummy and daddy said not to accept fruit and sweets from
>>>>>>> strangers unless there is a razor blade, hyperdermic or needle
>>>>>>> inside.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>We can do that.
>>>>>
>>>>> Wow. You realy can get anything you want in America!
>>>>
>>>>Yep. Be careful what you wish for, in this great and golden land of
>>>>opportunity.
>>>
>>> I wish for a president with a clue. I bet I will not get that anytime
>>> during my lifetime.
>>
>> I do believe that the system's specifically designed to prevent that.
>
>An overly intelligent leader would be able to ensure either that he
>remains one for life, or else that he escapes before anyone notices.
>Hmmmmmm. I think more the latter than the former...
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Some clueless newbie called Maxx Grrl posted this gem in Message-ID:
<201220062225053536%%maxtheangel@
gmail.com>
First off, Chuckles, I just want to say how cute it is that you felt
the need to change the subject line! : ) Were you trying to make it
harder for me to respond? Running away, Little Boi?
*snicker*
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