In article
4ax.com>,
metro-golden-meower meow.org> wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 21:18:53 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
> wrote:
> >>In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
>> wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:09:36 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>> >>>>In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:14:55 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> >>>>>>In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:53:41 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>In article
nntp.petitmorte.net>,
>>>>>>>>ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious, Tim Weaver
>>>>>>>>>
made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>> mankind
>>>>>>>>> by stating in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns98A5F024D6B140Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@news.giganews.com:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> ThePsyko wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious, Max Grrl
>>>>>>>>>>>
gmail.com> made their contribution to mankind by
>>>>>>>>>>> stating
>>>>>>>>>>> in news:261220062112053827%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%maxtheangel@gmail.com:
>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
news.giganews.com>,> Tim
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus
hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:40:06 -0600, Tim Weaver
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knoxy
post.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>> <261220061103547141%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%maxtheangel@
gmail.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> maxtheangel@
gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>
nntp.petitmorte.net>, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ThePsyko
itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.hackers.malicious and heard the mekon
> cry
>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> news:q7h2p21279lbmhj0b0g2s2sr097qv8tv2b@
4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 14:14:22 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious,
>>> knoxy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
post.com> made their contribution> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> absurd_number_of_nicks@
hell.corn> says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:08:50 +0000,
> knoxy
>>> did
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> godofodd@statements.likeyours says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:35:32 +0000,
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mekon did most oddly state:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:50:45 GMT,
>>> Demon
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:16:13
> +0000,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inquisition
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue
>>> further
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:55:51
> -0600,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Max > Grrl sat in thee Comfee
> Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and > didst finally confess,
> after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking > Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:28:58
>>> -0600,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Max > Grrl sat in thee Comfee
>>> Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking
>>> Muche
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tea: > > the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SP[BITCHSLAP]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, btw, I'm done playing
>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >>. . > >. the Mekon is a
> pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>comic >>book > >character
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I just really have
> better
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>things >>to > >do with my time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So solly cholly. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, fair warning: You are
>>> lurching
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>perilously close to a kook award
>>> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your > repetition of the above
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-- in other words, for >
> spamming,
>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for proving that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>don't > really have better
> things
>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>do >>with your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sorry if I broke usenet
>>> etiquette
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. >>. . I didn't think anyone
> else
>>> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>really following this thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuts to etiquette -- it was
> boring
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (repetitive), kooky (clearly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> demonstrating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the opposite of its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k'lame, and his ownership of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yourself),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clueless (x-poasting it to such
> a
>>> wide
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> variety of groups, and to AUK,
> is
>>> an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> invitation to myself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and my colleagues to give you
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attention for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which you are crying out) spam
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ("Excessive
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> multi-posting", anyone?), only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entertaining
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insofar as it was kooky, and
> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>only > because I'm a kookologist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Several
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flonkers and kookologists, in
> fact,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>have > been reading the thread,
> and
>>> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you > don't get a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconded nomination soon, you
> may
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>count > yourself lucky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And with the repetitive reply
>>> (which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I >>just created to automatically
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>execute
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in my Apple
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scripts), I was only giving him
>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intelligence and care (none) he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>deserved for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being such a fucktard. Really
>>> wasn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>talking to or meaning to
> involve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anyone >>else.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jes' trollin', guv!" Sorry, but
>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> missed his humour (because you
> were
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>too > busy getting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snotty about his nick's
> comic-book
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> origins), as well, in addition
> to
>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fact that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _he_ trolled *you*, and for
> that, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>must > nominate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you for CNotM, if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only to give Azure decent
>>> competition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For all of the stated reasons in
>>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are hereby nominated for
> Clueless
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Newbie > of the Month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Well, damnitall. Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second her. She certainly
>>> deserves
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some reward and recognition for
> her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actions and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupidity in the face of an
> obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> troll played purely for laughs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, but the seconding should
>>> probably
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> come from someone besides the
> troller,
>>> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only to prove there's real support
> for
>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> award...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second. She should spit out the
>>> hook,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go buy a sense of humor and then
> learn
>>> how
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet works.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of hooks, I think it only
> meet to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominate Max Grrl for the Bob Allisat
>>> Hook,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Line & Sinker, on the basis of her
>>> swallowing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a random hook dangled by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "the mekon".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Additionally, I think "the mekon"
> should
>>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recognition for a very funny piece of
>>> work,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I therefore nominate him for the
>>> Pierre
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker, most
>>> especially
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because he hooked Max
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without really trying, and entertained
> me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from his very first post.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second that too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I find it hard to believe that all
> qualifies
>>> as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an award winning "troll".. if that's the
>>> case, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>think half the morons who wander through
> here
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>during summer break are deserving of
> awards
>>> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>their trolling lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reading between the lines i get "'come to
> ahm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and troll to your hearts content as we
> have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long tradition and culture of biting on
> any
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baited hook, 'cause we believe everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted, and we are just plain gullible."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol.. not sure where you got that from?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But that's just my 2 cents :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do you think your reply is enough to save
>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> litle friend, max grrl, from the ignominy
> of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> winning an award or two for which she has
>>> worked
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so hard to win?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not my intention.. I'm just saying it
> wasn't my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cup of tea as far as trolls go. I thought
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whole character was rather moronic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I couldn't have said it better myself. THAT
> was
>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> problem with the whole schtick. But
> apparently,
>>> some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people think that kind of shit's funny.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, like people with a sense of humor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sense of humour. I just prefer the kind
>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more intelligence behind it - you know, like fart
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jokes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then, I don't watch Fear Factor, Jackass
> or
>>> any
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of that other puerile shit. (though I guess
> that
>>> now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> makes me a tv snob, eh?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't watch that either, but I don't have to
> go
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around telling people that in a sad attempt to
>>> make me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> look all sophisticated and adult. That's what
> makes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you sound like a "tv snob".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh!! I am SO sorry - I thought this was the
> fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet and that it was all pretty much whatever
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuck goes, goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My mistake! I didn't realize that there were
> rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dictating what could be said or thought!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Listen, Buttercup, the same fucking thing that
> gives
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU the right to find a pile of shit funny is the
>>> SAME
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing that gives ME the right to think it's
> fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ST00PID.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (although I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would guess that the persona improved after
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> first few days if people found it an award
>>> winning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> performance - I stopped reading the threads
>>> after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I realized it was a sock that didn't
> interest
>>> me)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I just got bored with it, but didn't feel like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> depriving the witless idiot posts to respond
> to
>>> (he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seemed to be having so much fun), so I
> created a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> simple Apple script. It kept him entertained,
>>> gave
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him more "fodder" to blast, and I didn't have
> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spend more than 5 minutes to give that dubious
>>> joy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fucking spammer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever. If I hadn't have scripted the lil
>>> fucktard,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what else would you have done for entertainment?
> How
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> else would you have gotten your jollies reading
> his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ridiculous bullshit??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And for being generous to an asshole, I get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominated for an award, that I could really
> give
>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit less about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You care so little that you have to post about
> it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not really. I'm rather incapable of giving a shit
>>> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANYTHING, Sweetie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me put this in as few of syllables as
> possible
>>> (so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can understand me without a fucking
> dictionary):
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ONLY thing I find even close to being
>>> irritating is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the "fact" that I'm supposed to be alarmed,
> upset,
>>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really give a fuck-a-diddle-doo about an
> "award."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANYONE giving a steel-plated shit about usenet
>>> awards
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is really something that I can't understand. In
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> major scheme of life, what the fuck does it
> matter??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will it affect my business? Um, nope. Will I
> lose my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> family over it?? Um, nope. Will I be forever
>>> incapable
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of posting again? Um . . nope. Will it somehow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> magically cause my wireless router to blow up, my
>>> Mac
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to die and my service provider to blink out of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> existence?? Um . . . wait! I know this one . . .
>>> NOPE.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So really, in the scheme of things, what the fuck
>>> does
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it matter?????????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So have fun, Kid, go ahead and nominate me for
> every
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single usenet award in existence. I'll even
> second
>>> ALL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominations. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, I'LL "second" the vote, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not really like it means ANYTHING, LOL.
> : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like I'm a hacker or anything of the
>>> sort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To the normal everyday average person, a CNOTM
>>> award
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> means less than shit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You not being a hacker isn't exactly surprising,
>>> you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have to have at least an inkling of a clue and
> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keep on proving exactly how fucking clueless you
>>> are.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, really, I'm not a hacker or anything
>>> close.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only thing I possibly can claim is being an
>>> artist,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a Mac Geek and a psychopath.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And to be blunt, a "usenet award" affects
> neither of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those things, nor affects my bottom line with my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> studio. *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its not like i didn't give enough clues i
> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trolling or anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, the fact that it was a troll was pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> obvious..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but it was a RETARDED troll. : ) But
> mainly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> annoying.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you don't know how to use a killfile or just
>>> ignore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what you find annoying, you don't know what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> constitutes spamming, so what more evidence do
> we
>>> need
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of your cluelessnes?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Um . . . okay. I'll buy that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Am I to assume, though, that you, apparently
> being
>>> so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much more clued-in than me, are too fucking
> st00pid
>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> use a killfile, too????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, if he pretending to be like, fucking
> McCain
>>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something, that might have been clever -
> someone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that might actually be believable . . . . but
> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pretend to be a wussy comic book villain??
>>> Please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FFS woman! SPIT OUT THE HOOK!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> First off, Sweetie, I wasn't talking to you, I
> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking to ThePsycho. But I'm not gonna get my
>>> panties
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in a twist because you're answering me . . .
> mainly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because I know this is usenet and we can, well,
>>> pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much do whatever the fuck we want.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't see how that's a "hook" though. Considering
>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I never thought the lil fucktard was REALLY an
>>> alien,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. I just figured he was either a nutj0b or
>>> fucktard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hat's trolls are WAY funnier . . . this guy
> has
>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lot to learn about being funny in his
> trolling.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The fun part was watching you get all worked up
>>> over a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> silly troll and even funnier, you're still
> worked
>>> up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it, which you just proved.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't get worked up, Sweetie. He was fun for a
>>> while .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . then he got boring. So I scripted a response
>>> just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to keep him amused.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I'm SO glad YOU had fun, Sweetie. Maybe some
>>> time,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll invite you over for a playdate with my 2 yo
>>> niece.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys can play Candyland or something and have
>>> even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more fun! ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And once again (for the intelligence impaired,
> such
>>> as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself), the ONLY thing I got "worked up"
> about is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fact that I'm presumably supposed to give a
> shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about some award (good or bad, really, who the
> fuck
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cares???). Again, what the fuck impact will it
> have
>>> on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my life??? Oh, yeah, I forgot, it WON'T hurt my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> business, it WON'T ruin my family. It WON'T cut
> me
>>> off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from usenet, and it WON'T blow up my Mac.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah, that award will KILL me, right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rolls eyes*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At the risk of offending the people here whom I
> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (and they know who they are), giving such a shit
>>> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an award is kinda like worrying about a fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hangnail on a limb they just amputated. Kinda
> small
>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic in the great scheme of things.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But if it will help validate your existence or
> make
>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel that life is worth living, I'll go ahead and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> second any other nominations you feel the
> desperate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to nominate me for. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't catch on that it was a sock for a
> few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days though lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really? A sock?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, duh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wow! Never heard the sound of sarcasm rushing
> past a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pointy lil head sound THAT loud, before. You
> must be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TRULY sped-cial.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was thinking more like a pair of well-used,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unwashed, pee-stained underroos. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Again, SPIT OUT THE FUCKING HOOK YOU SAD
> PATHETIC
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL, what "hook???" You are really amusing . . .
> I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> must find more fucktards like you!! : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And stop fantasizing about my man and
> underwear.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You WISH I was fantasizing about "your man" and
> his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> underroos. Sadly, as an adult, I go for REAL
> men. :
>>> )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has way to good taste to go for someone like
>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're the standard he goes by. *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You people are so mean to each other, it makes me
>>> want
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to cry. I'm leaving usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't these people find a good counseling web-forum
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, please! How the hell can you have a good ol'
>>> fashioned
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> catfight on the web?? How will we pull each other's
> hair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out? Scratch each other's eyes out?? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you looking to buy tickets? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You better have something more than a basic catfight
>>> going on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if you want to sell tickets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you wanna find out, you have to buy a ticket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Course, you could always just let your friends tell you
> ALL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it afterwards . . . but you know, then, you'll
>>> really
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kick yourself for not getting in on the action. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nope. Somebody will post a video to the binaries.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But what's video compared to the actual possibility of
> getting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smacked in the face with a D cup? , ' )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't try to fool me.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Who? Little ol' me? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You bitches won't let me get ~that~ close.
>>>>>>>>>>>> No, you're right. We won't "let you." You'll have to be man
>>> enough
>>>>>>>>>>>> to GET that close. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, you tell me . . . the sight of four Ds swinging around
>>> won't
>>>>>>>>>>>> encourage you to take a few risks? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> /me is willing to risk an eye for that!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Max seems a bit too butch. I'm afeard of getting my eye put out
>>>>>>>>>> by a
>>>>>>>>>> rouge, out of control nipple.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> aggressive and passionate come to my mind.. not butch lol
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Purrrrrrr . . . . I have it JUST the way you like it, Babe. ; )
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> drooling, k(l)itty can clean her seat and floor up>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ooooh . . . you DO sound bitter. : )
>>>>>
>>>>> bodingtons, theakstons, spitfire, wadsworth, which kind of bitter do i
>>>>> sound like? maybe john smiths?
>>>>
>>>>Piss.
>>>>So I've heard. ; )
>>>>Care to give your take on the experience? : )
>>>
>>> i think you'll find piss best covers lager which i'm sure you've
>>> drunk, like budwiesere and other such nasty fizzy alcopops. bitter is
>>> a mans drink.
>>See below.
>>
>>And it's a WOMAN'S drink too. : )
>
> traditionaly over here its a mans drink.
Fuck tradition! Give us wimmens Guinness! ; )
Seriously, it was the first alcohol I ever drank. The rest seemed . . .
shitty after that. And it was the only drink my Gramma approved of!
>
>>>>And BTW, you forgot Guinness. If you're anything close to an
>>>>Englishman, you should know better.
>>>
>>> i do indeed enjoy my guinness, the real liffy water, not that
>>> astringent shite they brew in london.
>>
>>LOL, ALL I drink is genuine Guinness. Lager we have here (that we call
>>"lager") is shit.
>
> i do indeed like a good pint of liffy water. the london brewed stuff
> is total shite.
I ALWAYS order Guinness - I haven't drunk anything BUT Guinness for
about 20 years now - except for the occasional Mex beer, wine and/or
mixed drinks. I DO like whiskey - but it's a "mood thing."
If it's all there is, Cuban and Mexican beer is good too. Pacifica's a
great beer. But hard to find.
>
>>A good "beer" has to grab you by the fucking throat, slap you around a
>>few times and then kick you in the ass. : )
>>
>>BTW, I have 6 up in my fridge at this very moment - and they're all
>>MINE. Hubby drinks the micro-brewery shit.
>>Erk.
>
> funny. when i lived in the us i had some rather good micro brewery
> beer. it was way better than i was expecting it to be.
Raspberry-truffle micro-beer? That's the kind of shit we have now for
the most part. Very popular with the fucking pretentious fuck-knobs.
It's so I have a hard time finding anything BUT those fucking sissy
shit nowadays.
>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I love you, too. : )
>>>>>>>>*smooch*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Okay, I LIKE you and lust after you.
>>>>>>>>Is that wrong? ; )
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Max Grrl
