On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 21:18:53 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
wrote:
>In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
> wrote:
>>> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:09:36 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>> >>>In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:14:55 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>> >>>>>In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:53:41 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>>>In article
nntp.petitmorte.net>, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious, Tim Weaver
>>>>>>>>
made their contribution to
>>>>>>>> mankind
>>>>>>>> by stating in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns98A5F024D6B140Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@news.giganews.com:
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ThePsyko wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious, Max Grrl
>>>>>>>>>>
gmail.com> made their contribution to mankind by
>>>>>>>>>> stating
>>>>>>>>>> in news:261220062112053827%%maxtheangel@gmail.com:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
news.giganews.com>, Tim
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
news.giganews.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus
hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:40:06 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knoxy
post.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>> <261220061103547141%%maxtheangel@
gmail.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> maxtheangel@
gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ThePsyko
itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.hackers.malicious and heard the mekon cry
>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> news:q7h2p21279lbmhj0b0g2s2sr097qv8tv2b@
4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 14:14:22 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious,
>> knoxy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
post.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mankind by stating in>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> absurd_number_of_nicks@
hell.corn says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:08:50 +0000, knoxy
>> did
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> godofodd@statements.likeyours says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:35:32 +0000, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mekon did most oddly state:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:50:45 GMT,
>> Demon
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:16:13 +0000,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inquisition
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue
>> further
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:55:51 -0600,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Max > Grrl sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and > didst finally confess, after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking > Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:28:58
>> -0600,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Max > Grrl sat in thee Comfee
>> Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking
>> Muche
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tea: > > the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SP[BITCHSLAP]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, btw, I'm done playing
>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >>. . > >. the Mekon is a pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>comic >>book > >character
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I just really have better
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>things >>to > >do with my time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So solly cholly. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, fair warning: You are
>> lurching
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>perilously close to a kook award
>> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your > repetition of the above
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-- in other words, for > spamming,
>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for proving that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>don't > really have better things
>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>do >>with your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sorry if I broke usenet
>> etiquette
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. >>. . I didn't think anyone else
>> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>really following this thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuts to etiquette -- it was boring
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (repetitive), kooky (clearly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> demonstrating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the opposite of its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k'lame, and his ownership of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yourself),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clueless (x-poasting it to such a
>> wide
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> variety of groups, and to AUK, is
>> an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> invitation to myself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and my colleagues to give you the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attention for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which you are crying out) spam
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ("Excessive
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> multi-posting", anyone?), only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entertaining
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insofar as it was kooky, and that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>only > because I'm a kookologist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Several
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flonkers and kookologists, in fact,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>have > been reading the thread, and
>> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you > don't get a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconded nomination soon, you may
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>count > yourself lucky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And with the repetitive reply
>> (which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I >>just created to automatically
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>execute
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in my Apple
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scripts), I was only giving him
>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intelligence and care (none) he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>deserved for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being such a fucktard. Really
>> wasn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>talking to or meaning to involve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anyone >>else.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jes' trollin', guv!" Sorry, but
>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> missed his humour (because you were
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>too > busy getting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snotty about his nick's comic-book
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> origins), as well, in addition to
>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fact that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _he_ trolled *you*, and for that, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>must > nominate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you for CNotM, if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only to give Azure decent
>> competition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For all of the stated reasons in
>> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are hereby nominated for Clueless
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Newbie > of the Month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Well, damnitall. Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second her. She certainly
>> deserves
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some reward and recognition for her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actions and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupidity in the face of an obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> troll played purely for laughs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, but the seconding should
>> probably
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> come from someone besides the troller,
>> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only to prove there's real support for
>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> award...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second. She should spit out the
>> hook,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go buy a sense of humor and then learn
>> how
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet works.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of hooks, I think it only meet to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominate Max Grrl for the Bob Allisat
>> Hook,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Line & Sinker, on the basis of her
>> swallowing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a random hook dangled by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "the mekon".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Additionally, I think "the mekon" should
>> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recognition for a very funny piece of
>> work,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I therefore nominate him for the
>> Pierre
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker, most
>> especially
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because he hooked Max
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without really trying, and entertained me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from his very first post.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second that too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I find it hard to believe that all qualifies
>> as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an award winning "troll".. if that's the
>> case, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>think half the morons who wander through here
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>during summer break are deserving of awards
>> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>their trolling lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reading between the lines i get "'come to ahm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and troll to your hearts content as we have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long tradition and culture of biting on any
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baited hook, 'cause we believe everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted, and we are just plain gullible."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol.. not sure where you got that from?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But that's just my 2 cents :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do you think your reply is enough to save
>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> litle friend, max grrl, from the ignominy of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> winning an award or two for which she has
>> worked
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so hard to win?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not my intention.. I'm just saying it wasn't my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cup of tea as far as trolls go. I thought the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whole character was rather moronic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I couldn't have said it better myself. THAT was
>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> problem with the whole schtick. But apparently,
>> some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people think that kind of shit's funny.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, like people with a sense of humor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sense of humour. I just prefer the kind
>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more intelligence behind it - you know, like fart
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jokes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then, I don't watch Fear Factor, Jackass or
>> any
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of that other puerile shit. (though I guess that
>> now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> makes me a tv snob, eh?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't watch that either, but I don't have to go
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around telling people that in a sad attempt to
>> make me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> look all sophisticated and adult. That's what makes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you sound like a "tv snob".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh!! I am SO sorry - I thought this was the fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet and that it was all pretty much whatever the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuck goes, goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My mistake! I didn't realize that there were rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dictating what could be said or thought!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Listen, Buttercup, the same fucking thing that gives
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU the right to find a pile of shit funny is the
>> SAME
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing that gives ME the right to think it's fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ST00PID.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (although I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would guess that the persona improved after the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> first few days if people found it an award
>> winning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> performance - I stopped reading the threads
>> after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I realized it was a sock that didn't interest
>> me)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I just got bored with it, but didn't feel like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> depriving the witless idiot posts to respond to
>> (he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seemed to be having so much fun), so I created a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> simple Apple script. It kept him entertained,
>> gave
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him more "fodder" to blast, and I didn't have to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spend more than 5 minutes to give that dubious
>> joy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fucking spammer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever. If I hadn't have scripted the lil
>> fucktard,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what else would you have done for entertainment? How
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> else would you have gotten your jollies reading his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ridiculous bullshit??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And for being generous to an asshole, I get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominated for an award, that I could really give
>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit less about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You care so little that you have to post about it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not really. I'm rather incapable of giving a shit
>> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANYTHING, Sweetie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me put this in as few of syllables as possible
>> (so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can understand me without a fucking dictionary):
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ONLY thing I find even close to being
>> irritating is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the "fact" that I'm supposed to be alarmed, upset,
>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really give a fuck-a-diddle-doo about an "award."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANYONE giving a steel-plated shit about usenet
>> awards
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is really something that I can't understand. In the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> major scheme of life, what the fuck does it matter??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will it affect my business? Um, nope. Will I lose my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> family over it?? Um, nope. Will I be forever
>> incapable
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of posting again? Um . . nope. Will it somehow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> magically cause my wireless router to blow up, my
>> Mac
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to die and my service provider to blink out of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> existence?? Um . . . wait! I know this one . . .
>> NOPE.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So really, in the scheme of things, what the fuck
>> does
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it matter?????????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So have fun, Kid, go ahead and nominate me for every
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single usenet award in existence. I'll even second
>> ALL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominations. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, I'LL "second" the vote, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not really like it means ANYTHING, LOL. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like I'm a hacker or anything of the
>> sort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To the normal everyday average person, a CNOTM
>> award
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> means less than shit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You not being a hacker isn't exactly surprising,
>> you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have to have at least an inkling of a clue and you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keep on proving exactly how fucking clueless you
>> are.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, really, I'm not a hacker or anything
>> close.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only thing I possibly can claim is being an
>> artist,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a Mac Geek and a psychopath.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And to be blunt, a "usenet award" affects neither of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those things, nor affects my bottom line with my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> studio. *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its not like i didn't give enough clues i was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trolling or anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, the fact that it was a troll was pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> obvious..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but it was a RETARDED troll. : ) But mainly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> annoying.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you don't know how to use a killfile or just
>> ignore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what you find annoying, you don't know what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> constitutes spamming, so what more evidence do we
>> need
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of your cluelessnes?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Um . . . okay. I'll buy that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Am I to assume, though, that you, apparently being
>> so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much more clued-in than me, are too fucking st00pid
>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> use a killfile, too????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, if he pretending to be like, fucking McCain
>> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something, that might have been clever - someone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that might actually be believable . . . . but to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pretend to be a wussy comic book villain??
>> Please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FFS woman! SPIT OUT THE HOOK!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> First off, Sweetie, I wasn't talking to you, I was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking to ThePsycho. But I'm not gonna get my
>> panties
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in a twist because you're answering me . . . mainly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because I know this is usenet and we can, well,
>> pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much do whatever the fuck we want.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't see how that's a "hook" though. Considering
>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I never thought the lil fucktard was REALLY an
>> alien,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. I just figured he was either a nutj0b or
>> fucktard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hat's trolls are WAY funnier . . . this guy has
>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lot to learn about being funny in his trolling.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The fun part was watching you get all worked up
>> over a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> silly troll and even funnier, you're still worked
>> up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it, which you just proved.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't get worked up, Sweetie. He was fun for a
>> while .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . then he got boring. So I scripted a response
>> just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to keep him amused.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I'm SO glad YOU had fun, Sweetie. Maybe some
>> time,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll invite you over for a playdate with my 2 yo
>> niece.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys can play Candyland or something and have
>> even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more fun! ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And once again (for the intelligence impaired, such
>> as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself), the ONLY thing I got "worked up" about is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fact that I'm presumably supposed to give a shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about some award (good or bad, really, who the fuck
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cares???). Again, what the fuck impact will it have
>> on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my life??? Oh, yeah, I forgot, it WON'T hurt my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> business, it WON'T ruin my family. It WON'T cut me
>> off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from usenet, and it WON'T blow up my Mac.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah, that award will KILL me, right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rolls eyes*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At the risk of offending the people here whom I like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (and they know who they are), giving such a shit
>> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an award is kinda like worrying about a fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hangnail on a limb they just amputated. Kinda small
>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic in the great scheme of things.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But if it will help validate your existence or make
>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel that life is worth living, I'll go ahead and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> second any other nominations you feel the desperate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to nominate me for. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't catch on that it was a sock for a few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days though lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really? A sock?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, duh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wow! Never heard the sound of sarcasm rushing past a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pointy lil head sound THAT loud, before. You must be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TRULY sped-cial.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was thinking more like a pair of well-used,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unwashed, pee-stained underroos. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Again, SPIT OUT THE FUCKING HOOK YOU SAD PATHETIC
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL, what "hook???" You are really amusing . . . I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> must find more fucktards like you!! : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And stop fantasizing about my man and underwear.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You WISH I was fantasizing about "your man" and his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> underroos. Sadly, as an adult, I go for REAL men. :
>> )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has way to good taste to go for someone like
>> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're the standard he goes by. *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You people are so mean to each other, it makes me
>> want
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to cry. I'm leaving usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't these people find a good counseling web-forum
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, please! How the hell can you have a good ol'
>> fashioned
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> catfight on the web?? How will we pull each other's hair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out? Scratch each other's eyes out?? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you looking to buy tickets? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You better have something more than a basic catfight
>> going on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if you want to sell tickets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you wanna find out, you have to buy a ticket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Course, you could always just let your friends tell you ALL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it afterwards . . . but you know, then, you'll
>> really
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kick yourself for not getting in on the action. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nope. Somebody will post a video to the binaries.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But what's video compared to the actual possibility of getting
>>>>>>>>>>>>> smacked in the face with a D cup? , ' )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't try to fool me.
>>>>>>>>>>> Who? Little ol' me? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You bitches won't let me get ~that~ close.
>>>>>>>>>>> No, you're right. We won't "let you." You'll have to be man
>> enough
>>>>>>>>>>> to GET that close. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Now, you tell me . . . the sight of four Ds swinging around
>> won't
>>>>>>>>>>> encourage you to take a few risks? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> /me is willing to risk an eye for that!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Max seems a bit too butch. I'm afeard of getting my eye put out
>>>>>>>>> by a
>>>>>>>>> rouge, out of control nipple.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> aggressive and passionate come to my mind.. not butch lol
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Purrrrrrr . . . . I have it JUST the way you like it, Babe. ; )
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> drooling, k(l)itty can clean her seat and floor up>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ooooh . . . you DO sound bitter. : )
>>>>
>>>> bodingtons, theakstons, spitfire, wadsworth, which kind of bitter do i
>>>> sound like? maybe john smiths?
>>>
>>>Piss.
>>>So I've heard. ; )
>>>Care to give your take on the experience? : )
>>
>> i think you'll find piss best covers lager which i'm sure you've
>> drunk, like budwiesere and other such nasty fizzy alcopops. bitter is
>> a mans drink.
>See below.
>
>And it's a WOMAN'S drink too. : )
traditionaly over here its a mans drink.
>>>And BTW, you forgot Guinness. If you're anything close to an
>>>Englishman, you should know better.
>>
>> i do indeed enjoy my guinness, the real liffy water, not that
>> astringent shite they brew in london.
>
>LOL, ALL I drink is genuine Guinness. Lager we have here (that we call
>"lager") is shit.
i do indeed like a good pint of liffy water. the london brewed stuff
is total shite.
>A good "beer" has to grab you by the fucking throat, slap you around a
>few times and then kick you in the ass. : )
>
>BTW, I have 6 up in my fridge at this very moment - and they're all
>MINE. Hubby drinks the micro-brewery shit.
>Erk.
funny. when i lived in the us i had some rather good micro brewery
beer. it was way better than i was expecting it to be.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I love you, too. : )
>>>>>>>*smooch*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Okay, I LIKE you and lust after you.
>>>>>>>Is that wrong? ; )
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