> On 27 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
> heard Peter J Ross cry out in
> news:slrnep5u2d.bjc.pjr@nntp.alcatroll.com...
>

>> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 21:17:53 +0000, the mekon
>> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>

>>> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 14:54:31 -0500, mimus hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>

>>>>On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:40:06 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>

>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>> In article motzarella.org>, knoxy
>>>>>> post.com> wrote:
>>>>>>

>>>>>>> In article <261220061103547141%%maxtheangel@gmail.com>,
>>>>>>> maxtheangel@gmail.com says...

>>>>>>>> In article nntp.petitmorte.net>,
>>>>>>>> ThePsyko itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called
>>>>>>>>> alt.hackers.malicious and heard the mekon cry out in
>>>>>>>>> news:q7h2p21279lbmhj0b0g2s2sr097qv8tv2b@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 14:14:22 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>> itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious, knoxy
>>>>>>>>>>>post.com> made their contribution to mankind by
>>>>>>>>>>>stating in news:MPG.1ffb34b9ee4fe9d898969c@motzarella.org:
>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> In article hell.corn>,
>>>>>>>>>>>> absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.corn says...

>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:08:50 +0000, knoxy did the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cha-cha, and screamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> godofodd@statements.likeyours says...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:35:32 +0000, the mekon did
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most oddly state:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:50:45 GMT, Demon Lord of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:16:13 +0000, Cardinal Snarky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of the Fannish Inquisition attempted to confuse the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:55:51 -0600, Max Grrl sat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:28:58 -0600, Max Grrl
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SP[BITCHSLAP]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, btw, I'm done playing with you . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Mekon is a pussy comic book character and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I just really have better things to do with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So solly cholly. : )

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, fair warning: You are lurching perilously
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> close to a kook award for your repetition of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the above message -- in other words, for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spamming, and for proving that you don't really
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have better things to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do with your time.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sorry if I broke usenet etiquette . . . I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> didn't think anyone else was really following
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this thread.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuts to etiquette -- it was boring (repetitive),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kooky (clearly demonstrating the opposite of its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k'lame, and his ownership of yourself), clueless
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (x-poasting it to such a wide variety of groups,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and to AUK, is an invitation to myself and my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> colleagues to give you the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attention for which you are crying out) spam
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ("Excessive multi-posting", anyone?), only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entertaining insofar as it was kooky, and that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only because I'm a kookologist. Several flonkers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and kookologists, in fact, have been reading the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thread, and if you don't get a seconded
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nomination soon, you may count
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself lucky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And with the repetitive reply (which I just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> created to automatically execute in my Apple
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scripts), I was only giving him the intelligence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and care (none) he deserved for being such a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fucktard. Really wasn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking to or meaning to involve anyone else.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jes' trollin', guv!" Sorry, but you missed his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> humour (because you were too busy getting snotty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about his nick's comic-book origins), as well, in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> addition to the fact that _he_ trolled *you*, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for that, I must nominate you for CNotM, if only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to give Azure decent competition. For all of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stated reasons in this post, you are hereby
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominated for Clueless Newbie of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Well, damnitall. Seconds?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second her. She certainly deserves some reward
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and recognition for her actions and stupidity in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the face of an obvious troll played purely for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> laughs.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, but the seconding should probably come from
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone besides the troller, if only to prove there's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> real support for the award...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second. She should spit out the hook, go buy a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sense of humor and then learn how usenet works.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of hooks, I think it only meet to nominate Max
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grrl for the Bob Allisat Hook, Line & Sinker, on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> basis of her swallowing a random hook dangled by "the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mekon".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Additionally, I think "the mekon" should get recognition
>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a very funny piece of work, and I therefore nominate
>>>>>>>>>>>>> him for the Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker, most
>>>>>>>>>>>>> especially because he hooked Max without really trying,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and entertained me from his very first post.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second that too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I find it hard to believe that all qualifies as an award
>>>>>>>>>>>winning "troll".. if that's the case, I think half the
>>>>>>>>>>>morons who wander through here during summer break are
>>>>>>>>>>>deserving of awards for their trolling lol

>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> reading between the lines i get "'come to ahm and troll to
>>>>>>>>>> your hearts content as we have a long tradition and culture
>>>>>>>>>> of biting on any baited hook, 'cause we believe everything
>>>>>>>>>> posted, and we are just plain gullible."

>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> lol.. not sure where you got that from?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>But that's just my 2 cents :)

>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> do you think your reply is enough to save your litle
>>>>>>>>>> friend, max grrl, from the ignominy of winning an award or
>>>>>>>>>> two for which she has worked so hard to win?

>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not my intention.. I'm just saying it wasn't my cup of tea as
>>>>>>>>> far as trolls go. I thought the whole character was rather
>>>>>>>>> moronic

>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I couldn't have said it better myself. THAT was my problem with
>>>>>>>> the whole schtick. But apparently, some people think that kind
>>>>>>>> of shit's funny.
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Yeah, like people with a sense of humor.

>>>>>> I have a sense of humour. I just prefer the kind with more
>>>>>> intelligence behind it - you know, like fart jokes. : )
>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>> But then, I don't watch Fear Factor, Jackass or any of that
>>>>>>>> other puerile shit. (though I guess that now makes me a tv
>>>>>>>> snob, eh?)
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I don't watch that either, but I don't have to go around telling
>>>>>>> people that in a sad attempt to make me look all sophisticated
>>>>>>> and adult. That's what makes you sound like a "tv snob".

>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh!! I am SO sorry - I thought this was the fucking usenet and
>>>>>> that it was all pretty much whatever the fuck goes, goes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My mistake! I didn't realize that there were rules dictating what
>>>>>> could be said or thought!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Listen, Buttercup, the same fucking thing that gives YOU the right
>>>>>> to find a pile of shit funny is the SAME thing that gives ME the
>>>>>> right to think it's fucking ST00PID.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> (although I
>>>>>>>>> would guess that the persona improved after the first few
>>>>>>>>> days if people found it an award winning performance - I
>>>>>>>>> stopped reading the threads after I realized it was a sock
>>>>>>>>> that didn't interest me)

>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I just got bored with it, but didn't feel like depriving the
>>>>>>>> witless idiot posts to respond to (he seemed to be having so
>>>>>>>> much fun), so I created a simple Apple script. It kept him
>>>>>>>> entertained, gave him more "fodder" to blast, and I didn't have
>>>>>>>> to spend more than 5 minutes to give that dubious joy.
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Fucking spammer.

>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whatever. If I hadn't have scripted the lil fucktard, what else
>>>>>> would you have done for entertainment? How else would you have
>>>>>> gotten your jollies reading his ridiculous bullshit??

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> And for being generous to an asshole, I get nominated for an
>>>>>>>> award, that I could really give a shit less about.
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> You care so little that you have to post about it.

>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not really. I'm rather incapable of giving a shit about ANYTHING,
>>>>>> Sweetie.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Let me put this in as few of syllables as possible (so you can
>>>>>> understand me without a fucking dictionary): The ONLY thing I find
>>>>>> even close to being irritating is the "fact" that I'm supposed to
>>>>>> be alarmed, upset, or really give a fuck-a-diddle-doo about an
>>>>>> "award."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ANYONE giving a steel-plated shit about usenet awards is really
>>>>>> something that I can't understand. In the major scheme of life,
>>>>>> what the fuck does it matter?? Will it affect my business? Um,
>>>>>> nope. Will I lose my family over it?? Um, nope. Will I be forever
>>>>>> incapable of posting again? Um . . nope. Will it somehow
>>>>>> magically cause my wireless router to blow up, my Mac to die and
>>>>>> my service provider to blink out of existence?? Um . . . wait! I
>>>>>> know this one . . . NOPE. *shrugs*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So really, in the scheme of things, what the fuck does it
>>>>>> matter?????????
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So have fun, Kid, go ahead and nominate me for every single usenet
>>>>>> award in existence. I'll even second ALL nominations. : )

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> So, I'LL "second" the vote, too.
>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>> It's not really like it means ANYTHING, LOL. : ) It's not like
>>>>>>>> I'm a hacker or anything of the sort. To the normal everyday
>>>>>>>> average person, a CNOTM award means less than shit.
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> You not being a hacker isn't exactly surprising, you'd have to
>>>>>>> have at least an inkling of a clue and you keep on proving
>>>>>>> exactly how fucking clueless you are.

>>>>>>
>>>>>> You know, really, I'm not a hacker or anything close. The only
>>>>>> thing I possibly can claim is being an artist, a Mac Geek and a
>>>>>> psychopath.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And to be blunt, a "usenet award" affects neither of those things,
>>>>>> nor affects my bottom line with my studio.
>>>>>> *shrugs*

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> its not like i didn't give enough clues i was trolling or
>>>>>>>>>> anything.
>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, the fact that it was a troll was pretty obvious..

>>>>>>>> Yeah, but it was a RETARDED troll. : ) But mainly annoying.
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> So you don't know how to use a killfile or just ignore what you
>>>>>>> find annoying, you don't know what constitutes spamming, so what
>>>>>>> more evidence do we need of your cluelessnes?

>>>>>>
>>>>>> Um . . . okay. I'll buy that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Am I to assume, though, that you, apparently being so much more
>>>>>> clued-in than me, are too fucking st00pid to use a killfile,
>>>>>> too????

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Now, if he pretending to be like, fucking McCain or something,
>>>>>>>> that might have been clever - someone that might actually be
>>>>>>>> believable . . . . but to pretend to be a wussy comic book
>>>>>>>> villain?? Please.
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> FFS woman! SPIT OUT THE HOOK!!!

>>>>>>
>>>>>> First off, Sweetie, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to
>>>>>> ThePsycho. But I'm not gonna get my panties in a twist because
>>>>>> you're answering me . . . mainly because I know this is usenet
>>>>>> and we can, well, pretty much do whatever the fuck we want.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't see how that's a "hook" though. Considering that I never
>>>>>> thought the lil fucktard was REALLY an alien, LOL. I just figured
>>>>>> he was either a nutj0b or fucktard.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Hat's trolls are WAY funnier . . . this guy has a lot to learn
>>>>>>>> about being funny in his trolling.
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> The fun part was watching you get all worked up over a silly
>>>>>>> troll and even funnier, you're still worked up about it, which
>>>>>>> you just proved.

>>>>>>
>>>>>> Didn't get worked up, Sweetie. He was fun for a while . . . then
>>>>>> he got boring. So I scripted a response just to keep him amused.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But I'm SO glad YOU had fun, Sweetie. Maybe some time, I'll invite
>>>>>> you over for a playdate with my 2 yo niece. You guys can play
>>>>>> Candyland or something and have even more fun! ; )
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And once again (for the intelligence impaired, such as yourself),
>>>>>> the ONLY thing I got "worked up" about is the fact that I'm
>>>>>> presumably supposed to give a shit about some award (good or bad,
>>>>>> really, who the fuck cares???). Again, what the fuck impact will
>>>>>> it have on my life??? Oh, yeah, I forgot, it WON'T hurt my
>>>>>> business, it WON'T ruin my family. It WON'T cut me off from
>>>>>> usenet, and it WON'T blow up my Mac.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh yeah, that award will KILL me, right?
>>>>>> *rolls eyes*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> At the risk of offending the people here whom I like (and they
>>>>>> know who they are), giving such a shit about an award is kinda
>>>>>> like worrying about a fucking hangnail on a limb they just
>>>>>> amputated. Kinda small and pathetic in the great scheme of things.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry : )
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But if it will help validate your existence or make you feel that
>>>>>> life is worth living, I'll go ahead and second any other
>>>>>> nominations you feel the desperate need to nominate me for. : )

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I didn't catch on
>>>>>>>>> that it was a sock for a few days though lol

>>>>>>>> Really? A sock?
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Well, duh!

>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wow! Never heard the sound of sarcasm rushing past a pointy lil
>>>>>> head sound THAT loud, before. You must be TRULY sped-cial.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I was thinking more like a pair of well-used, unwashed,
>>>>>>>> pee-stained underroos. ; )
>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Again, SPIT OUT THE FUCKING HOOK YOU SAD PATHETIC WOMAN!

>>>>>> LOL, what "hook???" You are really amusing . . . I must find more
>>>>>> fucktards like you!! : )

>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And stop fantasizing about my man and underwear.

>>>>>> You WISH I was fantasizing about "your man" and his underroos.
>>>>>> Sadly, as an adult, I go for REAL men. : )
>>>>>>

>>>>>>> He has way to good taste to go for someone like you.

>>>>>> Not if you're the standard he goes by.
>>>>>> *shrugs*

>>>>>
>>>>> You people are so mean to each other, it makes me want to cry. I'm
>>>>> leaving usenet.

>>>>
>>>>Can't these people find a good counseling web-forum somewhere?

>>>
>>> auk?

>>
>> We're here to *help*.
>>
>> PJR :-)

>
> Excellent! Mind if I borrow your credit card to make hotel reservations
> for the weekend?

> thanks!