In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:09:36 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
> wrote:
> >>In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
>> wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:14:55 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>> >>>>In article
4ax.com>, the mekon
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:53:41 -0600, Max Grrl
gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> >>>>>>In article
nntp.petitmorte.net>, ThePsyko
>>>>>>itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious, Tim Weaver
>>>>>>>
made their contribution to
>>>>>>> mankind
>>>>>>> by stating in
>>>>>>> news:Xns98A5F024D6B140Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@news.giganews.com:
>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> ThePsyko wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious, Max Grrl
>>>>>>>>>
gmail.com> made their contribution to mankind by
>>>>>>>>> stating
>>>>>>>>> in news:261220062112053827%%maxtheangel@gmail.com:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>
news.giganews.com>, Tim
>>>>>>>>>>>> Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
news.giganews.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mimus
hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:40:06 -0600, Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knoxy
post.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
> <261220061103547141%%maxtheangel@
gmail.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> maxtheangel@
gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ThePsyko
itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.hackers.malicious and heard the mekon cry
> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> news:q7h2p21279lbmhj0b0g2s2sr097qv8tv2b@
4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26 Dec 2006 14:14:22 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Dec 2006 in alt.hackers.malicious,
> knoxy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
post.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mankind by stating in>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> absurd_number_of_nicks@
hell.corn says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 23:08:50 +0000, knoxy
> did
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> godofodd@statements.likeyours says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:35:32 +0000, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mekon did most oddly state:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:50:45 GMT,
> Demon
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:16:13 +0000,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inquisition
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue
> further
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>by squeaking:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:55:51 -0600,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Max > Grrl sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and > didst finally confess, after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking > Muche Tea:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Inquisition wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:28:58
> -0600,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Max > Grrl sat in thee Comfee
> Chaire,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking
> Muche
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tea: > > the mekon wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SP[BITCHSLAP]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, btw, I'm done playing
> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >>. . > >. the Mekon is a pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>comic >>book > >character
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I just really have better
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>things >>to > >do with my time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So solly cholly. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, fair warning: You are
> lurching
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>perilously close to a kook award
> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your > repetition of the above
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-- in other words, for > spamming,
> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for proving that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>don't > really have better things
> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>do >>with your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sorry if I broke usenet
> etiquette
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. >>. . I didn't think anyone else
> was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>really following this thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nuts to etiquette -- it was boring
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (repetitive), kooky (clearly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> demonstrating
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the opposite of its
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k'lame, and his ownership of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yourself),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clueless (x-poasting it to such a
> wide
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> variety of groups, and to AUK, is
> an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> invitation to myself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and my colleagues to give you the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attention for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which you are crying out) spam
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ("Excessive
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> multi-posting", anyone?), only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entertaining
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insofar as it was kooky, and that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>only > because I'm a kookologist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Several
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flonkers and kookologists, in fact,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>have > been reading the thread, and
> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you > don't get a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconded nomination soon, you may
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>count > yourself lucky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And with the repetitive reply
> (which
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I >>just created to automatically
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>execute
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in my Apple
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scripts), I was only giving him
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intelligence and care (none) he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>deserved for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being such a fucktard. Really
> wasn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>talking to or meaning to involve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anyone >>else.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jes' trollin', guv!" Sorry, but
> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> missed his humour (because you were
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>too > busy getting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snotty about his nick's comic-book
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> origins), as well, in addition to
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fact that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _he_ trolled *you*, and for that, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>must > nominate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you for CNotM, if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only to give Azure decent
> competition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For all of the stated reasons in
> this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are hereby nominated for Clueless
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Newbie > of the Month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Well, damnitall. Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second her. She certainly
> deserves
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some reward and recognition for her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actions and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupidity in the face of an obvious
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> troll played purely for laughs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, but the seconding should
> probably
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> come from someone besides the troller,
> if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> only to prove there's real support for
> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> award...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second. She should spit out the
> hook,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go buy a sense of humor and then learn
> how
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet works.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of hooks, I think it only meet to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominate Max Grrl for the Bob Allisat
> Hook,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Line & Sinker, on the basis of her
> swallowing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a random hook dangled by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "the mekon".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Additionally, I think "the mekon" should
> get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recognition for a very funny piece of
> work,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I therefore nominate him for the
> Pierre
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker, most
> especially
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because he hooked Max
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without really trying, and entertained me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from his very first post.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll second that too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I find it hard to believe that all qualifies
> as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>an award winning "troll".. if that's the
> case, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>think half the morons who wander through here
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>during summer break are deserving of awards
> for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>their trolling lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reading between the lines i get "'come to ahm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and troll to your hearts content as we have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long tradition and culture of biting on any
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baited hook, 'cause we believe everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted, and we are just plain gullible."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lol.. not sure where you got that from?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But that's just my 2 cents :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do you think your reply is enough to save
> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> litle friend, max grrl, from the ignominy of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> winning an award or two for which she has
> worked
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so hard to win?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not my intention.. I'm just saying it wasn't my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cup of tea as far as trolls go. I thought the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whole character was rather moronic
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I couldn't have said it better myself. THAT was
> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> problem with the whole schtick. But apparently,
> some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people think that kind of shit's funny.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, like people with a sense of humor.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sense of humour. I just prefer the kind
> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more intelligence behind it - you know, like fart
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jokes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But then, I don't watch Fear Factor, Jackass or
> any
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of that other puerile shit. (though I guess that
> now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> makes me a tv snob, eh?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't watch that either, but I don't have to go
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around telling people that in a sad attempt to
> make me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> look all sophisticated and adult. That's what makes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you sound like a "tv snob".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh!! I am SO sorry - I thought this was the fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet and that it was all pretty much whatever the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuck goes, goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My mistake! I didn't realize that there were rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dictating what could be said or thought!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Listen, Buttercup, the same fucking thing that gives
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU the right to find a pile of shit funny is the
> SAME
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing that gives ME the right to think it's fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ST00PID.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (although I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would guess that the persona improved after the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> first few days if people found it an award
> winning
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> performance - I stopped reading the threads
> after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I realized it was a sock that didn't interest
> me)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I just got bored with it, but didn't feel like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> depriving the witless idiot posts to respond to
> (he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seemed to be having so much fun), so I created a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> simple Apple script. It kept him entertained,
> gave
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him more "fodder" to blast, and I didn't have to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spend more than 5 minutes to give that dubious
> joy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fucking spammer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whatever. If I hadn't have scripted the lil
> fucktard,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what else would you have done for entertainment? How
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> else would you have gotten your jollies reading his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ridiculous bullshit??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And for being generous to an asshole, I get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominated for an award, that I could really give
> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit less about.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You care so little that you have to post about it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not really. I'm rather incapable of giving a shit
> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANYTHING, Sweetie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let me put this in as few of syllables as possible
> (so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can understand me without a fucking dictionary):
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ONLY thing I find even close to being
> irritating is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the "fact" that I'm supposed to be alarmed, upset,
> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> really give a fuck-a-diddle-doo about an "award."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANYONE giving a steel-plated shit about usenet
> awards
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is really something that I can't understand. In the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> major scheme of life, what the fuck does it matter??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Will it affect my business? Um, nope. Will I lose my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> family over it?? Um, nope. Will I be forever
> incapable
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of posting again? Um . . nope. Will it somehow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> magically cause my wireless router to blow up, my
> Mac
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to die and my service provider to blink out of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> existence?? Um . . . wait! I know this one . . .
> NOPE.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So really, in the scheme of things, what the fuck
> does
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it matter?????????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So have fun, Kid, go ahead and nominate me for every
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single usenet award in existence. I'll even second
> ALL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nominations. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, I'LL "second" the vote, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not really like it means ANYTHING, LOL. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like I'm a hacker or anything of the
> sort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To the normal everyday average person, a CNOTM
> award
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> means less than shit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You not being a hacker isn't exactly surprising,
> you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have to have at least an inkling of a clue and you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keep on proving exactly how fucking clueless you
> are.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, really, I'm not a hacker or anything
> close.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only thing I possibly can claim is being an
> artist,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a Mac Geek and a psychopath.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And to be blunt, a "usenet award" affects neither of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those things, nor affects my bottom line with my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> studio. *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its not like i didn't give enough clues i was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trolling or anything.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, the fact that it was a troll was pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> obvious..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but it was a RETARDED troll. : ) But mainly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> annoying.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you don't know how to use a killfile or just
> ignore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what you find annoying, you don't know what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> constitutes spamming, so what more evidence do we
> need
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of your cluelessnes?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Um . . . okay. I'll buy that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Am I to assume, though, that you, apparently being
> so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much more clued-in than me, are too fucking st00pid
> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> use a killfile, too????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now, if he pretending to be like, fucking McCain
> or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something, that might have been clever - someone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that might actually be believable . . . . but to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pretend to be a wussy comic book villain??
> Please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FFS woman! SPIT OUT THE HOOK!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> First off, Sweetie, I wasn't talking to you, I was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking to ThePsycho. But I'm not gonna get my
> panties
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in a twist because you're answering me . . . mainly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because I know this is usenet and we can, well,
> pretty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much do whatever the fuck we want.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't see how that's a "hook" though. Considering
> that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I never thought the lil fucktard was REALLY an
> alien,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. I just figured he was either a nutj0b or
> fucktard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hat's trolls are WAY funnier . . . this guy has
> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lot to learn about being funny in his trolling.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The fun part was watching you get all worked up
> over a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> silly troll and even funnier, you're still worked
> up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it, which you just proved.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't get worked up, Sweetie. He was fun for a
> while .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> . . then he got boring. So I scripted a response
> just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to keep him amused.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I'm SO glad YOU had fun, Sweetie. Maybe some
> time,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll invite you over for a playdate with my 2 yo
> niece.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys can play Candyland or something and have
> even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more fun! ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And once again (for the intelligence impaired, such
> as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself), the ONLY thing I got "worked up" about is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fact that I'm presumably supposed to give a shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about some award (good or bad, really, who the fuck
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cares???). Again, what the fuck impact will it have
> on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my life??? Oh, yeah, I forgot, it WON'T hurt my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> business, it WON'T ruin my family. It WON'T cut me
> off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from usenet, and it WON'T blow up my Mac.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah, that award will KILL me, right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *rolls eyes*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At the risk of offending the people here whom I like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (and they know who they are), giving such a shit
> about
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an award is kinda like worrying about a fucking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hangnail on a limb they just amputated. Kinda small
> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic in the great scheme of things.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But if it will help validate your existence or make
> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel that life is worth living, I'll go ahead and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> second any other nominations you feel the desperate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to nominate me for. : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't catch on that it was a sock for a few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days though lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Really? A sock?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, duh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wow! Never heard the sound of sarcasm rushing past a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pointy lil head sound THAT loud, before. You must be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TRULY sped-cial.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was thinking more like a pair of well-used,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unwashed, pee-stained underroos. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Again, SPIT OUT THE FUCKING HOOK YOU SAD PATHETIC
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL, what "hook???" You are really amusing . . . I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> must find more fucktards like you!! : )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And stop fantasizing about my man and underwear.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You WISH I was fantasizing about "your man" and his
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> underroos. Sadly, as an adult, I go for REAL men. :
> )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has way to good taste to go for someone like
> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you're the standard he goes by. *shrugs*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You people are so mean to each other, it makes me
> want
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to cry. I'm leaving usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can't these people find a good counseling web-forum
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, please! How the hell can you have a good ol'
> fashioned
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> catfight on the web?? How will we pull each other's hair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out? Scratch each other's eyes out?? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you looking to buy tickets? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You better have something more than a basic catfight
> going on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if you want to sell tickets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you wanna find out, you have to buy a ticket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Course, you could always just let your friends tell you ALL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about it afterwards . . . but you know, then, you'll
> really
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kick yourself for not getting in on the action. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nope. Somebody will post a video to the binaries.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> But what's video compared to the actual possibility of getting
>>>>>>>>>>>> smacked in the face with a D cup? , ' )
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Don't try to fool me.
>>>>>>>>>> Who? Little ol' me? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You bitches won't let me get ~that~ close.
>>>>>>>>>> No, you're right. We won't "let you." You'll have to be man
> enough
>>>>>>>>>> to GET that close. ; )
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now, you tell me . . . the sight of four Ds swinging around
> won't
>>>>>>>>>> encourage you to take a few risks? ; )
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> /me is willing to risk an eye for that!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Max seems a bit too butch. I'm afeard of getting my eye put out
>>>>>>>> by a
>>>>>>>> rouge, out of control nipple.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> aggressive and passionate come to my mind.. not butch lol
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Purrrrrrr . . . . I have it JUST the way you like it, Babe. ; )
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> drooling, k(l)itty can clean her seat and floor up>
>>>>
>>>>Ooooh . . . you DO sound bitter. : )
>>>
>>> bodingtons, theakstons, spitfire, wadsworth, which kind of bitter do i
>>> sound like? maybe john smiths?
>>
>>Piss.
>>So I've heard. ; )
>>Care to give your take on the experience? : )
>
> i think you'll find piss best covers lager which i'm sure you've
> drunk, like budwiesere and other such nasty fizzy alcopops. bitter is
> a mans drink.
See below.
And it's a WOMAN'S drink too. : )
>
>>And BTW, you forgot Guinness. If you're anything close to an
>>Englishman, you should know better.
>
> i do indeed enjoy my guinness, the real liffy water, not that
> astringent shite they brew in london.
LOL, ALL I drink is genuine Guinness. Lager we have here (that we call
"lager") is shit.
A good "beer" has to grab you by the fucking throat, slap you around a
few times and then kick you in the ass. : )
BTW, I have 6 up in my fridge at this very moment - and they're all
MINE. Hubby drinks the micro-brewery shit.
Erk.
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>>>>>
>>>>>>I love you, too. : )
>>>>>>*smooch*
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Okay, I LIKE you and lust after you.
>>>>>>Is that wrong? ; )
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