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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: Michael Gray
Date: Aug 10, 2007 16:30

Would Sherlock Holmes eat monkey?
Would Harry Potter eat monkey?
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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: Christopher A.Lee
Date: Aug 10, 2007 16:53

On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:00:33 +0930, Michael Gray
newsguy.com> wrote:
>Would Sherlock Holmes eat monkey?
>Would Harry Potter eat monkey?

Would he spank it?
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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: brian fletcher
Date: Aug 10, 2007 17:33

"Michael Gray" newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:f7tpb3hoiu4bt3hrvs6rnl731tmthvkvar@4ax.com...
> Would Sherlock Holmes eat monkey?
> Would Harry Potter eat monkey?

From what Ive heard, Sherlock would "eat" Harry....

BOfL
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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: Michael Gray
Date: Aug 11, 2007 01:15

On Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:53:44 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
optonline.net> wrote:
>On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:00:33 +0930, Michael Gray
>newsguy.com> wrote:
>
>>Would Sherlock Holmes eat monkey?
>>Would Harry Potter eat monkey?
>
>Would he spank it?

You know, I expect he would.
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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: Michael Gray
Date: Aug 11, 2007 01:17

On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:33:26 GMT, "brian fletcher"
bigpond.net.au> wrote:
>
>"Michael Gray" newsguy.com> wrote in message
>news:f7tpb3hoiu4bt3hrvs6rnl731tmthvkvar@4ax.com...
>> Would Sherlock Holmes eat monkey?
>> Would Harry Potter eat monkey?
>
>From what Ive heard, Sherlock would "eat" Harry....

From what I've heard, Harry would take time out for a spell.

He has his eyes on Hermione, you know.
All six of them.
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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: chazwin
Date: Aug 11, 2007 02:49

On Aug 11, 12:53 am, Christopher A.Lee optonline.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:00:33 +0930, Michael Gray
>
> newsguy.com> wrote:
>>Would Sherlock Holmes eat monkey?
>>Would Harry Potter eat monkey?
>
> Would he spank it?

I have it on good authority that Potter spanks the monkey and thinks
of Ginny Weasley.
Holmes does too, but thinks of Watson.
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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: donquijote1954
Date: Aug 11, 2007 09:15

On Aug 11, 5:50 am, Jos Flachs ksc15.th.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:25:14 -0000, donquijote1954
>
> hotmail.com> wrote:
>>No, it's not a redundant question. Christ and Christians are not the
>>same thing, more distant perhaps than men and monkeys. Gandhi noticed
>>that fact:
>
>>"I like your Christ, but not your Christians"
>
> Funny. Cannibals say exactly the opposite.

Cannibals could easily be converted to Christianism. Vegetarians not.
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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: Father Haskell
Date: Aug 11, 2007 11:02

On Aug 11, 12:15 pm, donquijote1954 hotmail.com>
wrote:
> On Aug 11, 5:50 am, Jos Flachs ksc15.th.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:25:14 -0000, donquijote1954
>
>> hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>No, it's not a redundant question. Christ and Christians are not the
>>>same thing, more distant perhaps than men and monkeys. Gandhi noticed
>>>that fact:
>
>>>"I like your Christ, but not your Christians"
>
>> Funny. Cannibals say exactly the opposite.
>
> Cannibals could easily be converted to Christianism. Vegetarians not.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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Re: Would Jesus eat Monkey?         


Author: Michael Gray
Date: Aug 11, 2007 15:17

On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 18:19:03 -0000, donquijote1954
hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Aug 11, 2:02 pm, Father Haskell yahoo.com> wrote:
>> On Aug 11, 12:15 pm, donquijote1954 hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Aug 11, 5:50 am, Jos Flachs
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Re: Christian Apocalypto         


Author: donquijote1954
Date: Aug 12, 2007 08:14

The whole human race is made up of predators --ingrained in our humble
simian origins-- who still behave as such, Christianism
notwithstanding.

I think some Christians are like some Aztecs...

http://mikeaustin.org/thereturnofsc...12/aztecs40.gif

Conquistadors were.

***

'If you stop for a second and realize the USA was founded on genocide
of the natives, in the name of Jesus, you may realize that actions do
speak louder than words.
Our Christian Apocalypto upon these "children of God", denied or not,
supressed like the nightmare it was or not, won't go away as if it
never happened. Not to mention the superior Christian lessons infliced
upon the Phillipinos, Koreans, Vietnamese and Iraqis.
A Bible in one hand and a gun in the other.'

http://www.haloscan.com/comments/andy8/116478076747515969/

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
(beware of Christians)
http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
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