On Jun 13, 9:05Â am, Leon Hoeneveld
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>> On Jun 13, 8:39 am, Leon Hoeneveld
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>>> ComandanteBanana schreef:
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>>>> On Jun 12, 9:04 am, Leon Hoeneveld
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>>>>> ComandanteBanana schreef:
>>>>>> On Jun 12, 8:18 am, Leon Hoeneveld
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>>>>>>> ComandanteBanana schreef:
>>>>>>>> It's not a trivial question since a Big God would favor the Christians
>>>>>>>> who favor Big Houses, Big SUVs and Big Business...
>>>>>>>> A Small God though would favor compact, environmentally friendly
>>>>>>>> houses, and everything that's small and smart. So I leave you to
>>>>>>>> ponder about the nature of God, and why he created such an incredibly
>>>>>>>> big Universe to house such small creatures as the humans...
>>>>>>>> Those who can't figure it out are probably Atheists. ;)
>>>>>>>> Originally Posted by crhilton
>>>>>>>> "I think the trouble is that we're just too obsessed with our homes.
>>>>>>>> Your house is the American dream, and the American dream is the
>>>>>>>> brainwashing every child grows up with. Sometimes it's expanded to
>>>>>>>> cars and the consumption of meat, but it's mostly about the house."
>>>>>>>> You're right. The Big House is a Big Problem. And everything big is a
>>>>>>>> big problem.
>>>>>>>> And bicycles are a big part of the solution...
>>>>>>>> IN OTHER WORDS, GOD IS TOO DAMN BIG AND IT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM TOO!
>>>>>>>> WELCOME TO THE JUGLE
>>>>>>>> (home of the big lion)
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>>>>>>> God is expanding. Â Because the universe is expanding, and if God would
>>>>>>> not expand he would relativeley get smaller, which cannot be.
>>>>>>> So if you imagine a man, he is getting fatter and fatter.
>>>>>>> Also there is a question if God has clothes.
>>>>>>> If so: Does he have something to hide?
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>>>>>> You are leading to very deep questions here...
>>>>>> Also, does God knows left from right, and right from wrong?
>>>>>> Notice that in the Universe there are no such dimensions as left and
>>>>>> right, or up and down, so God may not even know right from wrong!!!
>>>>> Does God have a specific colour?
>>>>> If so: God hasn't got everything.
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>>>> God is blue in daytime, and black at night, so people don't see
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>>>> But there's another reason why people don't see God anymore. Ignoring
>>>> left and right, up and down, and back and forth, HE LOST HIS WAY IN
>>>> THE UNIVERSE!
>>>> Yep, I'm sorry to break the news to the believers (who mostly ignore
>>>> the sheer size of the Universe), but the Earth is only a grain of sand
>>>> in the Universe, so God is lost. Then he may even have started another
>>>> earth someplace else, of course, this time learning from the mistakes
>>>> he made here. Many things are possible out there... but don't count on
>>>> his return!
>>> As I imagine there is only right for God, so he moves in circles.- Hide quoted text -
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>> Then he would be like a satellite. Sometimes though we are not visible
>> from a satellite on the opposite side of the earth. There has to be
>> more than one god, or else he has spies to watch over the whole thing.
>> Like Bush, you know.
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> One thing to be powerfull is to be more than one. So God must be more
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I thought God had an army of angels with magical laser beams guns
ready to defend him.