On Jun 12, 9:04Â am, Leon Hoeneveld
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> ComandanteBanana schreef:
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>> On Jun 12, 8:18 am, Leon Hoeneveld
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>>> ComandanteBanana schreef:
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>>>> It's not a trivial question since a Big God would favor the Christians
>>>> who favor Big Houses, Big SUVs and Big Business...
>>>> A Small God though would favor compact, environmentally friendly
>>>> houses, and everything that's small and smart. So I leave you to
>>>> ponder about the nature of God, and why he created such an incredibly
>>>> big Universe to house such small creatures as the humans...
>>>> Those who can't figure it out are probably Atheists. ;)
>>>> Originally Posted by crhilton
>>>> "I think the trouble is that we're just too obsessed with our homes.
>>>> Your house is the American dream, and the American dream is the
>>>> brainwashing every child grows up with. Sometimes it's expanded to
>>>> cars and the consumption of meat, but it's mostly about the house."
>>>> You're right. The Big House is a Big Problem. And everything big is a
>>>> big problem.
>>>> And bicycles are a big part of the solution...
>>>> IN OTHER WORDS, GOD IS TOO DAMN BIG AND IT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM TOO!
>>>> WELCOME TO THE JUGLE
>>>> (home of the big lion)
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http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote>>> God is expanding. Â Because the universe is expanding, and if God would
>>> not expand he would relativeley get smaller, which cannot be.
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>>> So if you imagine a man, he is getting fatter and fatter.
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>>> Also there is a question if God has clothes.
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>>> If so: Does he have something to hide?
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>> You are leading to very deep questions here...
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>> Also, does God knows left from right, and right from wrong?
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>> Notice that in the Universe there are no such dimensions as left and
>> right, or up and down, so God may not even know right from wrong!!!
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> Does God have a specific colour?
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> If so: God hasn't got everything.
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God is blue in daytime, and black at night, so people don't see
him...
But there's another reason why people don't see God anymore. Ignoring
left and right, up and down, and back and forth, HE LOST HIS WAY IN
THE UNIVERSE!
Yep, I'm sorry to break the news to the believers (who mostly ignore
the sheer size of the Universe), but the Earth is only a grain of sand
in the Universe, so God is lost. Then he may even have started another
earth someplace else, of course, this time learning from the mistakes
he made here. Many things are possible out there... but don't count on
his return!
