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What Jesus Did A Lot of.         


Author: kmurphy004
Date: Aug 22, 2008 14:33

In the New Testament, its hyperbole after hyperbole after hyperbole, etc.
What does hyperbole mean? Well, it means you've got a really, really,
really serious problem that you need to address by taking the most drastic
measures imaginable. What does hyperbole imply? and the answer is
imperative. Well, you know, as an engineer, the imperative is always the
same. Solve the problem... hyperbole, imperative, Solve the problem...
hyperbole, imperative, Solve the problem... Jesus loves me because I'm an
engineer and so is he and God love him for it.
(imaramblinwrekfromgeorgiatechyoumotherfuckingcocksuckingwhore...icanttalkaboveawhisperbecausemyvoicemightcarrytotheothersideoftheuniverse)

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Re: What Jesus Did A Lot of.         


Author: Immortalist
Date: Aug 22, 2008 21:45

On Aug 22, 2:33 pm, kmurphy...@houston.rr.com wrote:
> In the New Testament, its hyperbole after hyperbole after hyperbole, etc.
> What does hyperbole mean? Well, it means you've got a really, really,
> really serious problem that you need to address by taking the most drastic
> measures imaginable. What does hyperbole imply? and the answer is
> imperative. Well, you know, as an engineer, the imperative is always the
> same. Solve the problem... hyperbole, imperative, Solve the problem...
> hyperbole, imperative, Solve the problem... Jesus loves me because I'm an
> engineer and so is he and God love him for it.
>

Hyperbole (meaning exaggeration) ...is a figure of speech in which
statements are exaggerated. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or
to create a strong impression, and is not meant to be taken literally.
Hyperbole is used to create emphasis. It is a literary device often
used in poetry, and is frequently encountered in casual speech.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole
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