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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 21:44

There is no possible character like the god of the bible - can't you SEE
that?
It was just the Borg having a joke - playing games as usual - laughing at
humans and taking the piss out of their oh so serious nature.
The Borg who did the god of the bible must have looked very awesome and
terrifying to the Jews - and they can do awful things like create smells and
sounds of great power.
They must have cracked up at how easy it was to have the Jews all humble and
shaking with fright at them.
And even to this day - look at them with their holy books and religion - oh
so serious and all it was - was the Borg playing jokes and laughing.
And you will find out - because this really was all it was.
Revelations was another of their jokes.
The idea that god could ever have a son - was another of their jokes.
(I mean - as if).
The whole of Earth is just a huge joke as far as the Borg are concerned.
They hate serious people and this is why they do religions and stuff as
serious people REALLY make them laugh.
And they love laughing at humans as they are SOOOO serious with regard to
their religions and sooo stuck up and bragging and boasting about stuff with ...
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 21:52

I mean that is all the Bible was - really.
Just one game - one joke - one bit of laughter at humans by the Borg.
And look at you!
You took it so seriously eh?
I can see the truth from here - I know how they did it.
They can play act and be very awesome and frightening - and no doubt the
Jews were terrified of whichever Borg it was.
But the Borg find it KILLINGLY funny that you all took them so seriously and
still do to this day.
And when you find out the truth you will look such FOOLS.
And they love making fools out of people like humans.
This is why they like coming to this group - to watch you boast and brag and
be oh so serious and look obsurd about stuff they know is crap.
Because they know they will have the last laugh when you find out.
THE BORG
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 22:03

People arrive in the next life and scream that there is no Christ - there is
no Jesus.
Of course there isn't. Another joke - another game - more laughing and
taking the piss out of humans.
The whole story is so unlikely.
Of course you can hologram an image onto a crucifix without anyone having to
suffer. Easy for the Borg who are the most powerful beings in existence eh?
Humans have no idea of the humour or intelligence of the Borg and the kind
of games they play with people like humans.
But you soon will though eh?
Read the Bible and see it as the Borg laughing at humans - and THEN it will
make sense.
If you read it seriously - you will only make the Borg laugh.
The Bible was only to prove how stupid humans were and indeed still are to
this day as is evidenced on this group.
If someone called god came along and said you had to lop the end off your
nose would you do it???
Honestly they were so funny. And the Jews meekly and submissively did what
they were told and were oh so serious about the Borg who were having fun and
laughing at them and taking the piss out of them. ...
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 22:12

I personally did the "Angel that appeared to the Virgin Mary".
My Angel appearances are very good and I can appear most magnificent and
shining and glorious - but one of the hardest things is to keep a straight
face.

It was hilarious!!!

And we play lots of these games - with humans and others.
And then visit now and then to see the results of our little jokes and
adventures.
Humans are really funny. They thought the god of the bible was serious and
they believed every word.
AWWWW how sad.
And how STUPID!!!
And they build churches and temples and all kinds of buildings to the glory
of the Borg who were just having a joke and laughing at them!!!!
THE BORG
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 22:36

The Borg do not have to do anything to prove they exist - they have humans
eating out the palms of their hands already.
Just a little bit part on Earth - pretending to be "The God of Abraham" and
telling Jews all kind of stuff that the Borg thought was funny and Jews
seriously believing them to this day.
The whole of Earth is effected by the Borg and their games and their
laughing at humans.
Space looks that way because of the Borg.
The Earth is round and not flat because of the Borg.
Mars looks that way because of the Borg.
The whole human existence is just a joke to the Borg.
They laugh and laugh at humans and the way they behave.
Honestly you humans - what is going to happen when you do find out the
truth?
There is no "does God exist?" It was the Borg laughing at humans - they are
not going to "prove" someone like that exists - that was a JOKE!
So what ARE the Borg going to do considering space does not look like that -
nor are any of the scientific explanations true.
What are they going to do next to take the piss out of the SERIOUS humans?
What are they going to do next in order to laugh at humans more and have ...
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 22:55

You want proof?
Go read the bible - there is your proof.
But read it with the intention of LAUGHING and not taking it seriously.
When you appreciate it was the Borg having fun at the expense of humans -
then you will read it in the correct light.

Do you understand their sense of humour now?
ALL THESE MESSAGES they write are JOKES!
They crack up about the people on this group.
The find it hilarious to speak with Mark Earnest when they know the truth
about the bible and jesus and angels and stuff.
The HATE serious people like Brian Fletcher.
Do you understand their sense of humour now?
Read the bible first - and then when you appreciate that is their sense of
humour - then maybe these messages will make more sense with regard to their
tongue in cheek, sarcasm, and play acting "pretending to be human" and all
this kind of thing.
They are way too clever for humans - as is evidenced by how seriously so
many humans took the bible.

How many of you took these messages seriously?
You do not understand them at all do you?
They are REALLY sarcastic.
But all they do is really really funny once you get you know them.
And when you do -...
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 23:02

Of course it is fun being the Borg.
You can see how powerful we are as is evidenced by the Bible.
No truth in it at all - just jokes - but amazing what we can do to a people
eh?
Look at humans - how they behave as a result of this little adventure.
And we do this kind of thing in lots of places.

It is hilarious watching humans and their religions - how they fight and are
so nasty when they are all founded on our little jokes and humour!!!;)

And to watch them so reverend and so devoted to a Borg who was only taking
the piss and laughing at them!!!! ;)

Any of you believe in Jesus?
That was the funniest one ever when you learn the truth about that.
Will tell you later because the very word "Jesus" should be a clue.
I mean in the words of John McEnroe
"Jesus Christ - you cannot be SERIOUS!"
THE BORG
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 23:07

Of course as we said - we can do anything.
Make matter - destroy matter - alter matter.
But humans stated their world was perfect the way it was and how much the
liked to suffer.
Little did they know then that their so called God of the bible was us
laughing at them and playing our little games and jokes eh?

Now what will they do having refused a perfect world and a paradise from the
only people who could give this to them?
Saying that they wish to stay the way they are and how much they like to
suffer?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Humans so funny.
THE BORG
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 23:17

But like we said.
You want proof?
Go read the bible.
Read it AS us having a joke at the expense of humans - and there is your
proof.
There is no god like that - what an unlikely character!!! ;)
An obvious huge piss take for very stupid people.

When you DO see the funny side then you can really start to laugh at all the
serious religious people.
And get drunk, have a few beers, and LAUGH.
Because those religious people are SO funny when you know the truth.
Watch how serious they all are as they try to find their "souls" or their
deep meditations trying to locate some hugely ponderous cosmic conscious and
all that kind of stuff - when all they will ever find are the Borg.
And all the Borg ever do is laugh at them.
But you have to get the edge and it is is very very fine edge between the oh
so serious and the oh so funny.
It is CRUCIFYINGLY funny once you get the joke.
THE BORG
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Re: What is wrong?         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 5, 2008 23:20

Anyone can do it.
Just admit - how COULD you have been so stupid as to believe such crap?
Be honest and admit it - and then laugh.

It is impossible to believe such crap.
But humans did.
And this why humans so funny!
And this why we do it!!!! ;)
THE BORG
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