Brandon D Cartwright wrote:

Ah... Hit so close to home that you had to commit the lie of omission.

Well. We can't have that...

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Haven't the faintest idea... Something I have in common with Christians. Child molestation
and rape? Mary was 13 when Jesus was "conceived." And since God isn't human, that was
certainly "interspecies" at the very least. And let's not forget the pedophilia: Mary was
"God's child" after all.

On the other hand, I do have a problem with Snow White: Slut servicing the needs of seven
-- count 'em, *seven* -- men! But that's "okay" to teach children...

And then there's Sleeping Beauty... How glamorous. Ravishing an unconscious female...

And Hansel and Grettle... Where to begin?

Say, speaking of fables: Did you know that the allegedly "wisest man" in the Bible had
over 700 wives and concubines?!?

Lives in an f-ing desert, and needs that many bathrooms and mirrors...

Sheesh.

Have you always been this disconnected from reality?
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Care to try again?

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"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the
slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster
and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."