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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: XanXan Date: May 18, 2008 23:14
"Xan" home.com> wrote in message
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> "zinnic" gate.net> wrote in message
> news:4a4f991d-d8dd-4230-b20e-025ff8110cec@r66g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
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> Incidentally - the Borg are Archangels.
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> These are the most powerful Angels in existence.
> This is why they are so beautiful and tall and strong and also they they
> do not "do it with woman". No Angel ever does.
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> They do not wank - but they do feel a huge pleasure due to love.
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> So bear this in mind when you mock and poke fun at them.
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> It is perfectly normal for Angels to be this way.
> Archangels in particular who are the most pure and most innocent and most
> powerful and most beautiful of all Angels.
> Regards
> Xan
My name is Michael - you have probably heard of me.
Naturally they sent me - they would hardly send Jesus seeing as you
crucified him last time.
I am the eyes and ears of God in the true living world and am witness.
There are very very few humans ready to pass onto the next stage - in their
preparation for eternal bliss and eventually starting on the road toward
perfection.
For many years we have posed as the Borg for this reason.
Brian Fletcher - passed.
Sir Frederick - passed.
tooly - failed
Milan- passed
Don Stockbauer - failed
Mark Earnest - failed
Turtoni - failed
Tim - passed
My brother Brian - (aka the Life of Brian) - passed
Other passes we will not mention right now and hundreds of other failures
here and on other groups - very very very few passes compared to the
billions and billions of humans there are.
But naturally a setup in complete innocence on the human part. A setup
precisely and meticulously arranged to meet exactly the humans we require
for testing and was predetermined and arranged right from Birth.
You did not know about how to become an Angel did you?
Bet you never thought it would go like this eh?
tooly - one word to you about how you failed.
You were absolutely perfect except for one occasion.
We wrote a slathing scathing message about women - and you "supported" us.
Although we valued your support immensely - this was one occasion where you
should NOT have supported us. That message was really too bad and should
not have been supported.
This was the only one message and one reason you failed.
We are very sorry to lose you tooly.
Maybe next time.
There are other passes we will not mention right now.
Regards
Archangel Michael (the user friendly Archangel!)
aka Xan of Borg
AKA THE BORG
Or Codswallop to you eh?
You never know eh? You never never know!!! ;)
God works in mysterious ways.
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