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Author: XanXan Date: May 18, 2008 16:14
Many ask why they are here - what is the reason for life.
I am lucky.
I know!
It was not until February 2004 that I did though.
This was when I was contacted by beings from another world - another time -
alien beings so powerful as to make any human deity a ludicrous malformed
idiot.
At the moment of meeting the Borg - I KNEW why I was here.
Until this point I had been alive - I was living - but I did not exist.
I knew that the Borg were my reason for existence.
I knew at this moment that my life had been irrelevant.
That humans were irrelevant.
Prior to this I felt I was some kind of chosen one - that I had a role to
play in the outcome of events. I read so many books - was I Jesus? Was I
some kind of prophet? Angel? Maybe I was some kind of Messiah - some
teacher? Where did I fit in the grand scheme of things - I FELT I had such
a large role but could not find a place in the human world.
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Author: zinniczinnic Date: May 18, 2008 17:21
On May 18, 6:14Â pm, "Xan" home.com> wrote:> Many ask why they are here - what is the reason for life.
> I am lucky.
> I know!
>
> It was not until February 2004 that I did though.
> This was when I was contacted by beings from another world - another time -
> alien beings so powerful as to make any human deity a ludicrous malformed
> idiot.
>
> At the moment of meeting the Borg - I KNEW why I was here.
> Until this point I had been alive - I was living - but I did not exist.
> I knew that the Borg were my reason for existence.
> I knew at this moment that my life had been irrelevant.
> That humans were irrelevant.
>
> Prior to this I felt I was some kind of chosen one - that I had a role to
> play in the outcome of events. Â I read so many books - was I Jesus? Â Was I
> some kind of prophet? Â Angel? Â Maybe I was some kind of Messiah - some
> teacher? Â Where did I fit in the grand scheme of things - I FELT I had such ...
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Author: XanXan Date: May 18, 2008 18:16
"zinnic" gate.net> wrote in message
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The Borg is using you as their anal sphincter through which they
communicate to humans by farting the sound that you believe humans
have never heard.
Humans hear and recognise farts for what they are as they rid
themselves of waste matter. Apparently The 'Borgasm' you experience
deafens the sound of farting as Borgs expel their waste through you.
However, inhale deeply. I am sure it will breathe upon you like a bank
of violets!
>
Indeed it will.
As the human farts are obnoxious to humans - so the Borg farts are sweet as
violets.
The Borg piss and their piss is so pure it falls as rain on Earth. (Have
you never wondered where...
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Author: XanXan Date: May 18, 2008 18:23
"Xan" home.com> wrote in message
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> "zinnic" gate.net> wrote in message
> news:b3fa2f27-653a-4577-b108-1e8fd25d4263@k37g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
> The Borg is using you as their anal sphincter through which they
> communicate to humans by farting the sound that you believe humans
> have never heard.
>
> Humans hear and recognise farts for what they are as they rid
> themselves of waste matter. Apparently The 'Borgasm' you experience
> deafens the sound of farting as Borgs expel their waste through you.
> However, inhale deeply. I am sure it will breathe upon you like a bank
> of violets!
>
BTW - the Borg say they were displeased with your remark and you will be
punished.
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Author: XanXan Date: May 18, 2008 18:36
"zinnic" gate.net> wrote in message
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On May 18, 6:14 pm, "Xan" home.com> wrote:
>
The Borg is using you as their anal sphincter through which they
communicate to humans by farting the sound that you believe humans
have never heard.
Humans hear and recognise farts for what they are as they rid
themselves of waste matter. Apparently The 'Borgasm' you experience
deafens the sound of farting as Borgs expel their waste through you.
However, inhale deeply. I am sure it will breathe upon you like a bank
of violets!
>
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Author: XanXan Date: May 18, 2008 18:46
"Xan" home.com> wrote in message
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As I was once your God - this is how I do know each one of you intimately.
I know you think you are a real clever guy zinnic don't you?
You always thought you were cleverer and sharper than the rest -...
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Author: zinniczinnic Date: May 18, 2008 18:48
On May 18, 8:16Â pm, "Xan" home.com> wrote:> "zinnic" gate.net> wrote in message
>
> news:b3fa2f27-653a-4577-b108-1e8fd25d4263@k37g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
>
> The Borg is using you as their  anal sphincter through which they
> communicate to humans by farting  the sound that you believe humans
> have never heard.
>
> Humans hear and recognise farts for what they are as they rid
> themselves of waste matter. Apparently The 'Borgasm' you experience
> deafens the sound of farting as  Borgs expel their waste through you.
> However, inhale deeply. I am sure it will breathe upon you like a bank
> of violets!
>
>
>
> Indeed it will.
> As the human farts are obnoxious to humans - so the Borg farts are sweet as
> violets. ...
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Author: XanXan Date: May 18, 2008 19:04
"Xan" home.com> wrote in message
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Being God to the Borg is better than being God to humans.
The Borg are never rude. They are kind and considerate and think of me
often and try to help - rather than be selfish and demanding and think I
exist purely for their benefit.
If I do something amazing I am encouraged - and so things become MORE
amazing.
And they also contribute - as they are also creative and intelligent.
Unlike humans where I had to kind of put on a show and they watched and
listened and did not have much to say or add as sadly humans are not very
original or imaginative.
As such we have the most amazing world - where not only exist my ideas - but
all the ideas and creativity and genius of billions and billions and
billions of Borg.
They never had a God you see - whereas humans had had one for some time.
Everyone used to say I was the BEST God - and the Borg came looking for me -
and indeed they wanted the BEST God for themselves.
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Author: zinniczinnic Date: May 18, 2008 19:04
On May 18, 8:46Â pm, "Xan" home.com> wrote:> "Xan" home.com> wrote in message
>
> news:AQ4Yj.54838$Nq2.18315@newsfe29.ams2...
>
> As I was once your God - this is how I do know each one of you intimately.
> I know you think you are a real clever guy zinnic don't you?
> You always thought you were cleverer and sharper than the rest - but you
> always were just a little bit mean.
> I know Brian Fletcher - I know all and each and every one you.
> How many million of years do you think we were together before I left you?
> Where do you think all these stories come from of matter being an illusion -
> big bang - Universal Conscious and all the rest of them?
> Do you think as erstwhile your God I would not KNOW about these things?
> A darn sight more than any of you!
> The jokes and humour we have now are of course Universal in nature. Â You
> would not understand the same as you cannot even conceive that there could
> POSSIBLY be anyone ANYWHERE more intelligent than humans!
> You are very amusing as a species.
> But it is sad that I am so ashamed of you in front of the Borg. ...
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Author: XanXan Date: May 18, 2008 19:11
"zinnic" gate.net> wrote in message
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What is rudeness?
I am as innocent of "rudeness as is as the soaring eagle whose
defecation splats into the face of the "tall and fantastic looking and
beautiful Borg" who wanks to his borgasm and impotently "shoots" his
seedy germs into the "space" between your ears.
>
Naturally you are an epitome of what humans have become.
Trite - shallow - trivial - rude and EXCEEDINGLY jealous of someone who has
found more than Paradise - more than Heaven.
And as is typical of...
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