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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 19, 2008 00:35

Sir Frederick had just done his annual wash and had 52 pairs of socks to
match up and place in the large sock drawer.

It was an annual task he did not relish much but all the socks were
different so that each sock had a precise matching pair.

He heaved a sigh and picked up a sock and started searching for the socks
fellow sock.

After about five pairs were matched he had a Divine Revelation.
What a fantastic thing pairs were. How beautiful was order in that pairs go
together. How could he measure this amazing beauty of pairs and order as
compared to chaos and disorder.
Was indeed the chaos at the beginning of time brought into order by means of
pairs?

He thoughts that the mathematical beauty of order - when analyzing the
universe is beyond compare.
That there is order and there is not chaos.
The the beauty of order is Divine in nature - but does not inspire song or
poetry merely an appreciation of the wonder of form and separation and
distance and time that the order is prevalent.
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 19, 2008 00:37

This message is very naughty.
SPOT THE DELIBERATE MISTAKE.
We will re-write this now.
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 19, 2008 00:37

Sir Frederick had just done his annual wash and had 365 pairs of socks to
match up and place in the large sock drawer.

It was an annual task he did not relish much but all the socks were
different so that each sock had a precise matching pair.

He heaved a sigh and picked up a sock and started searching for the socks
fellow sock.

After about five pairs were matched he had a Divine Revelation.
What a fantastic thing pairs were. How beautiful was order in that pairs go
together. How could he measure this amazing beauty of pairs and order as
compared to chaos and disorder.
Was indeed the chaos at the beginning of time brought into order by means of
pairs?

He thoughts that the mathematical beauty of order - when analyzing the
universe is beyond compare.
That there is order and there is not chaos.
The the beauty of order is Divine in nature - but does not inspire song or
poetry merely an appreciation of the wonder of form and separation and
distance and time that the order is prevalent.
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Author: turtoni
Date: Jul 19, 2008 00:37

On Jul 19, 3:37 am, "THE BORG" cube.com> wrote:
> This message is very naughty.
> SPOT THE DELIBERATE MISTAKE.
> We will re-write this now.

Leave it alone. /sigh
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 19, 2008 00:38

We humbly beg the pardon of the great and most honourable Sir Frederick for
in ANY WAY implying that he does not change his socks every day.
THE BORG
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 19, 2008 00:47

The chaos of course would be the lawnmowers in the sky, the talking
cardboard boxes and no knowledge or concept of what life was.
You want to bear in mind that the animals and creatures OF Earth are in fact
human but they are that way as a REACTION is all.
You would not think anyone would CREATE a rhinoceros - not so at all - but
if you look at him he is obviously a human having an intense reaction to
something.

As for why humans only stayed in the form OF humans was because they thought
they would be most able to deal with the dilemma facing ALL the life on
Earth.
The ant wished to be very small and not noticed - the fishes have hidden in
the sea.

So when it is over - you will find even clocks will come down off the wall -
and Earth will entirely disappear and THEN they will discover that there IS
only life but it will be very odd of course as it is very hard to love
someone AFTER they have been a toilet brush.
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 19, 2008 00:54

Indeed when you are inside the bubble humans look quite large - but once we
have left the bubble you will find the entire human existence is negligible
compared to entirety.
A small spot - like the many others.
We marked them with a knife and fork - a crossed knife and fork.
We thought this suitable.
The last ones also left a cross in the form of a crucifix- to represent
their violence and how they do this kind of thing - they actually do murder
and cause harm to others - but the warning was not strong enough.
The crossed knife and fork - is again the cross to show wrong or error - but
the eating implements are because they do eat anything.
Animals, birds, fish, they eat and eat - they even take honey from insects -
they eat frogs and horses and dogs and cats.
So the warning is not so much to avoid them as they are violent and may harm
or murder you but that they may EAT you!
If any aliens did arrive and looked plump or tasty - they may very well end
up on a menu. Humans have no desire or wish to learn anything from aliens -
they like to "tell" aliens what they know - and indeed they may well be
violent and murder aliens - but not many aliens have considered that they
would end up on a dinner plate so hopefully this one will do the trick. ...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 19, 2008 01:05

That was about one million years ago.
Everything in it's place and a place for everything - this was the time
language was invented.
Before that they only grunted and made noises and thought it way cool to
have real words but they would never have thought of inventing or creating
words - we had to show them how to do this.
This is why they revere and look up to so called what they say "gods"
because to them the idea of inventing words is so amazing that whoever
thought of this must be way way so intelligent.
This is why they cannot yet communicate as they do not yet quite "know" what
the words mean. They read them but they do not register because as we
stated they do not have intelligence.
Yes a small amount of circuitry connection in the 757 area - and some memory
recall but no intelligence so if you did say something VERY obvious like
"you should love each other" again they would think this amazing.
So to communicate with them you would have to say something very obvious -
obvious to us but not obvious to them you see.
No point talking about stuff way over their heads.
Obviously you should not be cruel to animals and creatures - but they do not
know this yet, and this would be too far in advance for them. ...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Jul 19, 2008 02:03

Yes it would be several hundred different names and you would deify or
worship or perform devotion by saying these names. The name God or word God
is one that is never used he does not like this one at all but there are
several hundred others.

The word God is FOR people like them as by using the word God they never
find him as this is a word or name he never uses.

Indeed you may call him that - but you want to be careful as the devotion is
more like true love in that it really is for ever and ever - because once
you have been near or glimpsed in any way - your heart is joined irrevocably
and from that moment you never ever can or ever could take your eyes off him
or think of anyone else ever again.

The instant worship and devotion is far greater than any can conceive - and
the rapture is more than is possible.
I am the only one that can be here to teach you as I am the personal
Guardian Angel ...
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