Let's give it up too for the Zorastians (sp?) because being first and/
or amongst the oldest religions is better than them thar newer
whippper-snapper religions.

Religions are harmless if not taken overly-seriously.

A religion is a cult with some overall political efficacy.

If I had my druthers in these matters, I'd choose existentialism.

There is/was a "First Existential Church" in a radical-chic area of
northeast Atlanta in case I do convert prior to my predestined
reincarnation as a '57 black Impala Chevy Convertible's (with
powerglide) left front headlight bulb.

The Isrealis and the Palestinians need to get along like good
Christians should.

Join the crusade to bring enlightenment to the Middle East, where ya
can't tell the players without a pogrom.

If President Carter says it's true, then at least as a convicted
religio-politico figure he perhaps means *holy-manipulating.

If Rabbi Jackie Mason says it's true, then at least as a ordained
rabbi-comedian he is probably *holy-joking..

* Regretably I'm not sure what I'm trying to infer they imply & vice-
versa.