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Author: Sir FrederickSir Frederick Date: Nov 7, 2007 12:04
Untitled (Please suggest one)
Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured
maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a
week or so, Sam got worried. However, since the only time they ever got
together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was
unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but
one day, Sam went to the park and -- lo and behold! -- there sat Bill!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,
'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I've been in jail for 30 days.'
'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at
the coffee shop where we some times go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I
was so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty.
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Author: brian fletcherbrian fletcher Date: Nov 7, 2007 15:48
Hope the wine was as 'vintage' as the joke :-)..
BOfL
"James Bath" bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:wapYi.67713$c9.32996@bignews8.bellsouth.net...> The second joke was very good.
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> "Sir Frederick" fuzzysys.com> wrote in message...
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Author: brian fletcherbrian fletcher Date: Nov 7, 2007 15:51
>A psychology joke:
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> An elderly couple went to Dublin for a holiday. Dublin at the time had a
> conspicuously young population, so the couple stood out. Soon they saw a
> single elderly man on the street. Naturally, the couple and the single man
> drifted together and spoke.
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> "So," said the single elderly gentleman, "can you recommend a good place
> for dinner?"
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> "Ah, sure," responded the other man"
> And a very long pause ocurred.
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> Finally the single man said kindly, "Would you be so kind to share the
> name of that fine restaurant?"
>
> The old married man's eyes drifted. He looked distracted and muttered, "Be
> happy to, but I need a little help. What is the name of that flower that ...
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Author: DareDare Date: Nov 7, 2007 17:48
:-)
Philosophical Marriage Jokes:
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person
has, you wish you had ordered that.
* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
* It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
* It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives!
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Author: ZerkonXZerkonX Date: Nov 8, 2007 07:00
On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:04:07 -0800, Sir Frederick wrote:
How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to
change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an
incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic
Nothingness.
How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb
contains the seeds of its own revolution.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to
change the bulb, and five to form a society to preserve the memory of the
old light bulb.
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Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so
much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why
couldn't you be like the math department - all they need is money for
pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the
philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."
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