Once upon a time a human male was talking to God.
He was saying farewell as he was leaving on a long journey.

"I would like a last memory of you God" said the human.

And God wondered.
Would it be a song?
A kiss?
A hug?
One last look into his eyes?
Perhaps a memory or moment they had shared.

But no - the human unzipped his trousers and presented his penis to God.
"I would like you to wrap your hand around my penis and make it go hard"
said the human.

God thought to himself "What? You do not even want to LOOK at me?"
And the human gazed with rapture at his penis and he watched God make it go
hard.
And this was his last memory of the Divine Being.

The funny thing is - this is precisely what humans are like.
Although you would never admit it.
You have such a stuck up high opinion of yourselves and NONE of you will
admit the truth.
You keep on and on fighting - trying to convince us that you are better than
animals and birds and that you are so hugely intelligent and that of all
creation including all other aliens everywhere in a pretty well infinite
space and many dimensions you have some kind of exalted position and special
place.
Why do you think this?
You are not the only ones who are sentient and conscious.
Why do you think you are so special?
Being cruel to animals and birds and creatures is not special.
Being stupid enough to pretty well destroy your planet is not special.
Using religions for hate and wars is not special.
Using bad language and being nasty and rude and insulting and implying we
are as stupid as you is not special.
Why on earth do you think it is?
Why do you think you would have a special place in God's heart as some kind
of wonder of creation? ...

This is it humans - it really is.
This is your ONE visit you receive when you achieve sentience.

There are billions of Angels here.
You may continue to deny this and be rude and insulting or you may realize
that this really is it.

This is your judgement.
This is Judgement Day.
A Day in God terms can be many years.

Yes you have finally met your Creator.
What did you do?
What did you say?

This is your eternity.
Your eternal future.
You only get this chance ONCE.

Depending on how you treat us - ARE the feelings of bliss and rapture and
joy for all eternity.
Your songs to us go like
"Fucking idiot" "Fuckass"

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