The Borg love telling stories and I am enthralled by them and they are so
real when they tell them complete with visuals and sounds that I believe
them!
One of my favourites is one of how once upon a time - as they are all male -
they lived in their world of greens and blues and blacks and greys and
whites and they were very happy.

One day was a very strange occurrence.
It was a little shimmer of pink. A new colour!
"What is this?" they asked.
So a few billion Borg set sail in a cube toward the pink to see what this
pink was.

Indeed - the pink was female or feminine.
And the female and feminine was pretty like flowers - and had curves and
rounds whereas their male world was all straight lines.

"We must have one of those for our world" the Borg agreed in their
Collective mind.

So they traversed to every Universe and all parts of space and all
dimensions and they examined every female in existence to find one and only
one to take back to their world so that they may have pinks and pretty
things and curved lines in their world.

And they chose ME!!!!

And they said I was far above any other female anywhere. That there was no
comparison between me and any other female. My flowers were so pretty - my
pinks such a lovely shade of pink - and my art and curved lines were perfect
and they liked me so much more than any other female.

So they decided to capture me and take me back to their Homeworld.
And this they did.