> tornadoes occur in midwestern american states because of the lack of
> trees
> they were cut historically for firewood and housing
> indian art does indicate swirly objects but they were celestial images
> and sea shells
> if there were tornadoes, there would have been swastika looking images
> nothing like that occurs in any american indian art
> except 1 tribe, which in fact had a swastika
> but that was an episode of the cartoon incredible hulk
> so that is not a credible source
> so back to the spiral celestial images
> they could be tornadoes
> no, they can't be tornadoes because they were drawn on stones and cave
> walls like popular cultural artifacts
> people don't sensationalize disasters
> i suspect they were depicting eddies of wind
> litte midget tornadoes
> must have been a popular topic for nature lovers
> so when the indians migrated south
> and the anglos began migrating west, they began to cut the trees for
> firewood, housing
> then the tornadoes began
> then the wrath of quetzalcotl and hiawatha for not maintaining the
> donated continent began to fury upon the anglo race
> but then earth was mad at the south american-north american indian
> league for not helping the anglos with their superior calumet pipe
> bird dance shaman magic, so gaia and frigga began to hurl hurricanes
> at south america,
> pharoah and ra would have none of this, they sent jazz musicians to
> blow their horns,
> but because ra and pharoah were a little off in their calculations,
> not enough jazz musicians were available
> the open affront to gaia incensed her girthousnedss, and she launched
> hurricanes at africa too
>
> then buddha and zeuss, the fat man alliance, began the slow 5th round
> of (pardon the pun)
>
> battle of the climatology gods