tornadoes occur in midwestern american states because of the lack of
trees
they were cut historically for firewood and housing
indian art does indicate swirly objects but they were celestial images
and sea shells
if there were tornadoes, there would have been swastika looking images
nothing like that occurs in any american indian art
except 1 tribe, which in fact had a swastika
but that was an episode of the cartoon incredible hulk
so that is not a credible source
so back to the spiral celestial images
they could be tornadoes
no, they can't be tornadoes because they were drawn on stones and cave
walls like popular cultural artifacts
people don't sensationalize disasters
i suspect they were depicting eddies of wind
litte midget tornadoes
must have been a popular topic for nature lovers
so when the indians migrated south
and the anglos began migrating west, they began to cut the trees for
firewood, housing
then the tornadoes began
then the wrath of quetzalcotl and hiawatha for not maintaining the
donated continent began to fury upon the anglo race
but then earth was mad at the south american-north american indian
league for not helping the anglos with their superior calumet pipe
bird dance shaman magic, so gaia and frigga began to hurl hurricanes
at south america,
pharoah and ra would have none of this, they sent jazz musicians to
blow their horns,
but because ra and pharoah were a little off in their calculations,
not enough jazz musicians were available
the open affront to gaia incensed her girthousnedss, and she launched
hurricanes at africa too

then buddha and zeuss, the fat man alliance, began the slow 5th round
of (pardon the pun)

battle of the climatology gods