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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: Day BrownDay Brown Date: Sep 7, 2008 11:30
Kevin B. Murphy wrote:
> Well, you know, I founded a religion on paper. It has turned out to be one
> of the most amazing thought experiments I've ever conducted. I suppose now
> is as good a time as any to offer more details. I began by believing that
> my exotic dancer friends would appreciate a means to defend against
> religious people whose intent is to convert them to their religion. Name:
> World Domination Church., Outlook: Monotheistic., Mission Statement: To
> achieve maximum world dominance in the shortest period of time.,
> Pillars:Theology, Empathy, Banking. So now, why is this the mission
> statement? Because that is the mission of every monotheistic religion. The
> allure of my church is the opportunity to get in on the ground floor. So
> you see, those who might otherwise have reservations concerning becoming
> believers in God might set aside those reservations for the prospect of
> becoming immortal. WWJD is witchcraft. Jesus would have founded a new
> religion as I have done. Who can say that I'm not in compliance with what
> Jesus would have done?
I know young women who worship the Goddess. They have realized the
problem a demagogue would have trying to rile up a mob or an army by
claiming that *he* speaks in *HER* name.
In their religion, sex is sacred not profane. I saw them host a safe sex
orgy, and then listened for weeks while my alpha male warrior friend
forgot all of his rhetoric about excuses for violence, and could only go
on about what he could do to further their agenda.
If a man can, as I have, present the documentation from his county board
of health to show he is STD free, he may, as I have, get ritually laid.
The only relevant question is whether a man can get it up and respond in
an appropriate ritual manner. I am 69, but I can, and I have. I cannot,
however, say whether there is a coven like this in your area. They dont
advertise, and are only at the point where the covens in different areas
are finding out about each other, and forming an email network.
I dont think they'd care whether you are in compliance with Jesus, nor
would they see any reason to follow any other religion invented by a
man. But with the power of the pussy, its clear to see what will take
over the world.
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