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Author: TruthSlaveTruthSlave Date: Apr 23, 2008 13:38
Xarx wrote:
> Once upon a time humans were at the stage of the potato. Who ate you with
> salt and pepper and fried you?
> One day the potato will be as you are now - with arms and legs and
> communication.
>
> This is called evolution.
>
> One day the potato - as the potato collective (all work in collectives - the
> human collective - the potato collective - the cat collective) - anyhow one
> day as a collective they will experience an odd feeling which they will not
> understand - this odd feeling would be a collective urge or desire to MOVE!
> Ultimately which will result in legs and arms and the ability of movement.
> Birds for instance from whence they came experienced a collective desire to
> fly.
>
> Humans developed a collective urge to move - walk - talk - and sadly used
> their intelligence in a very detrimental way to result in the crap existence
> they have which to be sure NO ONE would wish to emulate.
>
> You will in time learn though.
> All life does.
> Xarx of Borg
>
>
>
Long before that you'll have cosmetic surgery for Potatoes and
other live stock ;)
Potatoes eye augmentations to make them appear more attractive
than they really are.
A branch of science and commerce to improve the mating potential
of potatoes. ;-) Suits you sir. 'Jackets sir?', 'We do a fine line
in matching collar and tie with that sir'. Yeah, says our nouvo
rich potato una costumed to his new place in the limelight, but
easy on the inside leg, gov.
Yes i can see it now, 'no flies on you sir', as the flies with
more sense, lay their grub on other root veges. You don't mess
with Mr medallion spud unless you've got the constitution of an
cockroach, even then the glow in the dark cockroaches know better.
What all this means to the offspring of these unusual couplings
is another question. Mated on appearance, these ugly ducklings
would produce even uglier results. Well it all goes, with the
plastic re-constructed, more money than taste.
All hail our kings of the root veges, and no salt either...
[Only joking...]
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