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Author: Xarx
Date: Apr 22, 2008 19:56

Once upon a time humans were at the stage of the potato. Who ate you with
salt and pepper and fried you?
One day the potato will be as you are now - with arms and legs and
communication.

This is called evolution.

One day the potato - as the potato collective (all work in collectives - the
human collective - the potato collective - the cat collective) - anyhow one
day as a collective they will experience an odd feeling which they will not
understand - this odd feeling would be a collective urge or desire to MOVE!
Ultimately which will result in legs and arms and the ability of movement.
Birds for instance from whence they came experienced a collective desire to
fly.

Humans developed a collective urge to move - walk - talk - and sadly used
their intelligence in a very detrimental way to result in the crap existence
they have which to be sure NO ONE would wish to emulate.

You will in time learn though.
All life does.
Xarx of Borg
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Re: Think on the potato         


Author: Oort Cloud
Date: Apr 22, 2008 22:15

"Xarx" neoncity.com> wrote in message
news:1AxPj.71955$jH5.36131@newsfe3-win.ntli.net...
> Once upon a time humans were at the stage of the potato. Who ate you with
> salt and pepper and fried you?
> One day the potato will be as you are now - with arms and legs and
> communication.
>
> This is called evolution.
>
> One day the potato - as the potato collective (all work in collectives -
> the
> human collective - the potato collective - the cat collective) - anyhow
> one
> day as a collective they will experience an odd feeling which they will
> not
> understand - this odd feeling would be a collective urge or desire to
> MOVE!
> Ultimately which will result in legs and arms and the ability of movement.
> Birds for instance from whence they came experienced a collective desire
> to ...
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Re: Think on the potato         


Author: TruthSlave
Date: Apr 23, 2008 13:38

Xarx wrote:
> Once upon a time humans were at the stage of the potato. Who ate you with
> salt and pepper and fried you?
> One day the potato will be as you are now - with arms and legs and
> communication.
>
> This is called evolution.
>
> One day the potato - as the potato collective (all work in collectives - the
> human collective - the potato collective - the cat collective) - anyhow one
> day as a collective they will experience an odd feeling which they will not
> understand - this odd feeling would be a collective urge or desire to MOVE!
> Ultimately which will result in legs and arms and the ability of movement.
> Birds for instance from whence they came experienced a collective desire to
> fly.
>
> Humans developed a collective urge to move - walk - talk - and sadly used
> their intelligence in a very detrimental way to result in the crap existence
> they have which to be sure NO ONE would wish to emulate.
> ...
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