On 7/29/08 11:16 AM, in article sdgu849nvdauo8cdtd5lt3e0i0f7rho640@
4ax.com,
"Art"
zilch.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:12:47 -0500, John Stafford
>
winona.edu> wrote:
> >>
>>
>>
>> On 7/29/08 8:12 AM, in article 554u84dbt8b04garl2l78ek71acunt31is@
4ax.com,
>> "Art"
zilch.com> wrote:
>> >>> On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:12:53 -0700, Sir Frederick
>>>
fuzzysys.com> wrote:
>>> >>>> It is certainly time for a new religion based on science today,
>>>> and the scientifically based human need for meaning in a
>>>> meaningless situation. New script, new rituals, new community,
>>>> etc. The previous anachronistic religions, faiths, and social
>>>> institutions are losing credibility and affect.
>>>
>>> Please supply a outline of this new religion based on science.
>>> What script do you have in mind? What rituals do you have
>>> in mind? What sort of community do you have in mind?
>>
>> Art, let's just make one up. Ready?
>
> You start :) I'd really like to read about Freddy's new religion
> though.
Let me begin by declaring myself the absolute authority of everything of
which I speak and I demand that no counterfeit of my being shall be
presented. OK, ya got that? See, while I am the absolute authority I know
you creepy, squishy animals that leak from both ends are stupid and defiant.
I know that because I made you that way. Every god has an off-day and you
are a product of the worst day I've ever had.
Now, let's talk about the contract. Property rights first...
