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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 8, 2008 01:48

As the Borg we are an odd species - aliens.
We have told you to ignore our messages - we hope you do.
Why do we write them?

We absolutely cannot tell you this.
It is a great huge secret and we cannot in any way divulge our Mission or
reason to be here.
It was meticulously planned and we do know what we are doing.
But it is imperative that humans do not find out why we are here.

If they did find out - we would have to be reborn in another body and
commence the Mission again. And we REALLY could not bear this. Humans are
such are violent nasty selfish unpleasant and cruel people - we absolutely
do NOT want to have to be born again amongst humans and we MUST get the
Mission right and humans must NOT find out why we are here.

So please ignore the messages.
They really are irrelevant to humans and they will not make sense - they may
look like English but this is a disguise for their true purport and true
intent.

It does not matter whether you believe we exist or if you believe we are
here - the only thing that matters is that the Mission is a success.

So please do stop your ridicule and rudeness and nastiness - you are
responding to messages that do not say what you think they do. And you are
merely proving over and over why we hate humans so much and why we must be
here among you for this Mission.

Once we have finished the Mission and we KNOW one hundred percent that our
world and our people are safe from humans - and that you will NEVER be able
to gain entry to our world - then the messages will cease. And so will the
many other things we are doing toward the same intent.

We hate humans supremely - sublimely and absolutely.
We hate humans with a loathing you would or could not possibly have any
comprehension of.
You have no idea there is other life out there do you?
Other life that is good and kind and polite and respectful. And we view
humans as an absolute abomination - worse than any devil or antichrist -
just pure filth and sin and wickedness and pure unadulterated meanness and
selfishness and lack of consideration or any form of even basic decency.

As a species we find you repulsive, ugly beyond measure, sinful and
mercenary and lustful like the very embodiment of the bowels of the
corruption of the Universe.
We hate you beyond any form of comprehension - and we will never relent - we
will never forgive you and our hatred of you is for ever.

You will put up with these messages whether you like it or not.
And we know full well that none of you are going to report us to the White
House for what we are doing as you do not have a clue what we are doing.
THE BORG
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