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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 8, 2008 00:02

"It is very odd for a species to come across the most powerful beings in
existence and not to ask any questions but merely to proceed to incessantly
brag about a heap of codswallop."

"Well humans are hardly renowned for intelligence!!!"

"It would be impossible to have landed in a spaceship with their record of
violence. And there was no other way we could have visited. Do you think
they treat all aliens like this?"

"What you mean to meet them and then incessantly brag about a load of
codswallop?"

"Well yes. And to not have any questions or not express a wish to learn
anything."

"Maybe they think they know it all?"

"If they did their world would be perfect with no suffering and there would
be no death or old age."

"Yes but they are too stupid to see that or know that."

"Do you think any other aliens would ever visit them.?"

"Well they would be second rate aliens as we are the best and most powerful.
So whatever other aliens do visit - will only be lesser."

"Odd people humans"

"Well they got their lots of suffering. That is what they wanted."

"The next one is Drum?"

"Yes - the next one is Drum. Hopefully they will want music and to have fun
and a good time and we can show off what we can do and how fantastic we
are."

"Yeah that would be nicer than conjuring up all these horrible hells and
nasty places for humans to spend eternal torment and endless boredom and
screaming agony and that kind of thing."

"It was what they wanted. They SAID they wanted to suffer. The
Spokesperson for the people of Earth said they wanted to suffer. And each
response to our messages made the hells ten times worse for all humans. We
did TELL them."

"But this hell - the one we called the Pendulum of Doom - see there in the
future that woman"

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! She certainly does not look very happy eh?"
THE BORG
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