"What colour was the cow?"

"Do not know but he got angry with God because God called him sweetie and he
told God that only his cow was allowed to call him sweetie and that this
word was banned from use for the entire universe including God as this was
his cow's special pet name for him."

"Oh how precious. You mean not even God was allowed to call him sweetie
because this was his special pet name his cow called him??? What did God
say?"

"God said to go fuck himself."