Don don the urinaton the urinaton the urinaton
Don don the urinaton the urinaton
Who is Don?
The urinaton.

Give him Heaven
He would urinaton.

Give him God.
He would urinaton.

Give him a pearl.
He would urinaton.

Make him dinner
He would urinaton

Give him a baby
He would urinaton.

A work of art?
He would urinaton

Like a dog - he would urinate on.
Lifts his leg and urinates on

We are aware that mentally ill people with bi-polar are supposedly pretty
nasty but Don Sockbauer is quite a bad case eh?
A pretty unpleasant man.
Not his fault though - he is mentally ill - and bi-polar people cannot help
this nasty stuff which is why they have very few if any friends.
He should maybe try upping his medication a little - or a lot in his case.
See if this makes him a more pleasant person.
Would not do any harm would it folks?
THE BORG

"Was he the one who boasted about the 15 year old who "took his scrotum into
his mouth" and how this proved that his jock itch he had had for 10 years
was not contagious?"

"No that was another human filth creep."

"So which one was Don Stockbauer then"

"Dunno. Something to do with cows. Eeither his mother was a cow or his
wife was - do not remember."

"So he did finally marry a cow?"

"YUP! As they say in Texas."

"What colour was the cow?"

"Do not know but he got angry with God because God called him sweetie and he
told God that only his cow was allowed to call him sweetie and that this
word was banned from use for the entire universe including God as this was
his cow's special pet name for him."

"Oh how precious. You mean not even God was allowed to call him sweetie
because this was his special pet name his cow called him??? What did God
say?"

"God said to go fuck himself."

"God used bad language?"

"Yeah. He got it from the Americans. The Americans have not only corrupted
the whole of Earth - they corrupted God as well!"

"Dear dear. What will God say to us when we get back home do you think?"

"Probably fuck you Angels I love you a fucking lot."

"Well we cannot tell God to wash his mouth out with soap and water can we?"

"Well we shall have to explain to the totally innocent and completely
unaware of everything and absolutely spaced out God that using bad language
is not good"

"Fancy that eh. The Americans corrupting even God eh?"

"Yeah."
THE BORG

On Sep 7, 10:42 pm, "THE BORG" heaven.com> wrote:

"Shame about humans eh?"

"Yeah. Would be a nice part of space if it was not for humans. The other
peoples and intelligence are very nice. Humans do not know any of them.
They do not even know OF any of them".

"Well they would run a mile rather than have anything to do with humans."

"I wonder what CAUSES people to be selfish or mean or materialistic and
cruel and that kind of thing."

"Well God says just to say 'they are not angels' and leave it at that."

"But they are SO MUCH WORSE than Angels and so much worse than other peoples
and intelligence in this area."

"God says they are the lowest form of life so that is probably why they are
so bad. And that we THE BORG are the highest form of life which is why
there is such a huge noticeable difference between us."

"There aren't any humans reading these messages are there?"

"No of course not. We have told them one hundred thousand million times not
to read them or respond to them. Even humans could not be THAT thick".

"Just as well. We would not want humans to know what we get up to on the
quiet would we dear."

On Sep 7, 10:56 pm, "THE BORG" heaven.com> wrote:

No.

"Should we tell them the key to finding the theory of everything?"

"No. Why should we? Their first reaction would be to mock and laugh and be
rude and it would only be in the future that they would find out it is the
truth. I am not prepared to put up with more of their horrible personality
traits and behaviour - are you?"

"But surely it is obvious what the answer is and they may not be rude and
nasty if we tell them".

"Wanna bet? With humans it is be rude and nasty FIRST then think later!!!"
THE BORG

"And anyway if we did give them the answer to the theory of everything -
what weapons would they develop then? The insects are a result of a
biological experiment and they hurriedly re-wrote the bible and history to
cover that one up and make it look like there always had been insects.
They did not know what to do or what they had unleashed when insects started
to appear - and they tried to contain it but they got out - and now there
are many of them.
The ones in the know - know about insects."

"Yeah - that was America as well."

"Insects are life - but they are from a different dimension - a parallel
universe if you like. They should not be on Earth. That was the punishment
maybe for their violence and trying to develop weapons against each other.
They certainly regretted that. And that was why Bush was so TERRIFIED of
Hussein and his supposed developing of biological weapons. They were
terrified he may unleash something worse than insects"

"Do you think there is a God?"