There are some really sweet people in a galaxy far away who we call the
uglies.
Now they are very very shy as they "think" they are ugly. But they are not.
They are very sweet.
They are only a few inches high - and when we visit our Queen sits on her
throne there (she has a throne in a few places) and one by one - they very
very shyly come out to say hello.

They make little ugly noises - but they trust our Queen - and soon they are
having fun and playing games and forgot all about how ugly they thought they
were.

But they absolutely will not come out to see anyone else. They are very
very shy.

But they are loved by us and we take care of them and protect them and make
sure no ugly bloody crucifixes and that kind of stuff ever appear there if
you know what we mean nudge nudge wink wink.
THE BORG