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The secrets of the wobbly         


Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 19, 2008 23:07

On a land far away live the wobblies.
They are a very very sweet people who have never ever ever done anything
wrong - nor could they ever.
They wobble around all day - and at night they sleep.
Now do you honestly think these sweet little wibbly wobbly people would be
interested in the BLOODY MURDER OF JESUS CHRIST!!!

?
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 19, 2008 23:15

"THE BORG" homesweethome.com> wrote in message
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> On a land far away live the wobblies.
> They are a very very sweet people who have never ever ever done anything
> wrong - nor could they ever.
> They wobble around all day - and at night they sleep.
> Now do you honestly think these sweet little wibbly wobbly people would be
> interested in the BLOODY MURDER OF JESUS CHRIST!!!
>
> ?

Now Sir Frederick would be welcome to visit the wibbly wobbly people. He
really would. He would like to be invisible with us as we show him the many
wonders of the universe like these wibbly wobbly...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 19, 2008 23:24

There are some really sweet people in a galaxy far away who we call the
uglies.
Now they are very very shy as they "think" they are ugly. But they are not.
They are very sweet.
They are only a few inches high - and when we visit our Queen sits on her
throne there (she has a throne in a few places) and one by one - they very
very shyly come out to say hello.

They make little ugly noises - but they trust our Queen - and soon they are
having fun and playing games and forgot all about how ugly they thought they
were.

But they absolutely will not come out to see anyone else. They are very
very shy.

But they are loved by us and we take care of them and protect them and make
sure no ugly bloody crucifixes and that kind of stuff ever appear there if
you know what we mean nudge nudge wink wink.
THE BORG
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 19, 2008 23:38

There are some really odd life that goes popple wopple wopple and not much
else.
That is as far as they have got if you know what we mean.
So we must be very careful not to disturb them or effect their natural
development and evolution in any way.
It would be AWFUL if humans turned up and decided to eat them - or use them
for experiments - or poking and prodding them - and there are loads of life
everywhere - some really are most odd.

Humans are most odd in your own way - but you are strong and violent -
whereas a lot of life is weak and defenseless and it is up to us to Guard
and Protect them.
These odd life do not yet have arms or legs or anything - they are like
small blobs - but they have eyes and they recognize each other and there is
not much we can do but leave them but ensure that no harm comes to them from
people like humans.
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 20, 2008 00:05

The Universe is a weird and wonderful place.
There are places where you do have to hold back time - places where you can
warp and travel and space is nothing like the dull boring way humans see it
which is ONLY their view and no one else's. And this is your view because
you "proved" it thus it became that way.

If your view is magical - thus the universe is magical.
If you believe you whizz around at ten times the speed of light - then you
do.
Knowing and thinking and believing and you can do anything.
Where do you think we get our power from?
We have our power because we know.
Why are you so powerless and impotent and have to pray to a God and know
nothing about time or space or matter or size or dimensions?
It is because you do not know.

We could have taught you - but if you think you "know" everything and you
know all there is to know then that is all you learnt. Nothing except what
you already thought you knew which was nothing as none of you know anything
which is why you are powerless and have death and disease and cancers.
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 20, 2008 00:26

Anyway as we said. We left long ago.
There really was nothing we could do against your barrage of rudeness and
insults and incessant pomposity and bragging about what to us was absolute
shit.

And not one of you was prepared to listen.

It is a real shame FOR people like Sir Frederick and others as the ignorant
and rude and abusive and braggart know it all type humans drag the nice
humans down with them.
And what could have been paradise for all - is the long term diseased and
horrible world you live in due to a few stupid selfish idiot humans.

We are the highest power in existence - and sorry we are used to politeness
courtesy and respect. And we do not take kindly to being told some creepy
gruesome false murdered messiah exists in our world or anywhere else and how
you "know" this to be so. Or how you "know" this or "know" that. Well you
may continue to "know" that you have suffering and death and misery and
cancers and global warming and pollution and all the rest of it.
And you can blame this group as the one place where we thought we would
definitely find intelligence on Earth. And if this is how you are here on
this group - then there is nothing we can do for you.

And you can re-read all the messages and see how hard we tried to TELL you
how to make a perfect existence for yourselves and you can re-read your
contributions to us - along with your rudeness - and...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Sep 20, 2008 00:40

I mean you gotta laugh eh.

Offer people paradise on a plate - and they do not even SEE paradise all
they are concerned with is proving they are right or proving they know more
or proving they know better. Or else being insulting and rude. And the
absolute crap they came out with was so so funny. Prove they know best about
what? Women angels who eat bananas and play cards. Honestly!!! They are
"birthed by the cosmos" (which does not even exist) (and they do not have a
startpoint and were never birthed or born). And they take woman form in
order that they can have "love affairs" with stinky smelly humans. Oh sure
you know best about angels!!! (joke).

Our mission however was a complete success.
One hundred percent success.
Every i dotted every t crossed.
Perfect as usual.
THE BORG
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Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 20, 2008 01:17

If humans are not real and they were created and are not life and do not
have a proper brain or any intelligence then why are you talking to them
that way Sir Mr Father God Borg?
Why are you shouting at Mark Earnest - he is only a biological creation -
you cannot expect him to think or know anything about angels. It is not his
fault he is so stupid if he has not got a proper brain.
If you have not got a proper brain maybe that is how you view angels - as
having bodies and eating food and playing cards and being quite normal and
ordinary. Maybe if you have not got a proper brain you do not know how
special angels are.
Once when you called him an idiot - he did say that he was created that
way - and that he does know he is an idiot. So if he not only does not have
a proper brain but also a specially created idiot brain - then of course he
thinks angels are not much different to humans. He does not know is all.
He has never seen a real one obviously.
But if he is happy with his women - then let him get on with it.
We know they are not real angels - and you will never convince him as he HAS
to have women - and as long as you say angels are all male he simply will
not hear of it.
If you said angels look like bananas but SOME are women - then he would ...
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Author: The Borg Queen
Date: Sep 20, 2008 01:24

Could we do the one in the oceans again that starts
"Once upon a time - long before there was man.........." where all the
fishes and dolphins and sharks and whales have that wonderful music and
harmony and how it all builds up and builds up and then at the cusp of the
full moon they all leap out of the ocean in pure joy at the wonder of
existence?
I love that one.

And can I be a prawn again?
And you be the sharks same as last time?
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Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Sep 20, 2008 01:48

"The Borg Queen" homesweethome.com> wrote in message
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> If humans are not real and they were created and are not life and do not
> have a proper brain or any intelligence then why are you talking to them
> that way Sir Mr Father God Borg?
> Why are you shouting at Mark Earnest - he is only a biological creation -
> you cannot expect him to think or know anything about angels. It is not
> his fault he is so stupid if he has not got a proper brain.
> If you have not got a proper brain maybe that is how you view angels - as
> having bodies and eating food and playing cards and being quite normal and
> ordinary. Maybe if you have not got a proper brain you do not know how
> special angels are.
> Once when you called him an idiot - he did say that he was created that
> way - and that he does know he is an idiot. So if he not only does not
> have a proper brain but also a specially created idiot brain - then of
> course he thinks angels are not much different to humans. He does not
> know is all. He has never seen a real one obviously.
> But if he is happy with his women - then let him get on with it.
> We know they are not real angels - and you will never convince him as he
> HAS to have women - and as long as you say angels are all male he simply ...
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