Re: The Goldfish and the Bowl - A Study in the Nature of Modern Reality
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Author: Joker
Date: Dec 25, 2007 07:16

Joker gmail.com> wrote:
> TruthSlave home.com> wrote:
>>
>> If i take that construct a step further, then whatever created that confine must
>> exist beyond the bowl. If the goldfish is aware of its confines and has the
>> capacity for thought, then it might ask 'how and why did i get here'? It might
>> choose to behave intelligently, demonstrating to whomever or whatever, that
>> it has this greater awareness. If there is life beyond the bowl, it may lead to
>> an equal demonstration, an equal awareness of the goldfish and its confine.
>>
>>
> I prefer the fish in a bowl that speaks with a German accent in the cartoon
> where the fellow is from the CIA!
>
> Fools! It's a cartoon on American television!
>
>
Ok~!

It's "American Dad"

The fish is named Klaus, for fuck sakes!

OK!

This is more than you need to know!

Klaus used to be an East German Olympic ski-jumper until his brainwaves were
switched with that of a goldfish in the 1986 Winter Olympics by the CIA to
prevent him from winning the gold medal. His original body gone and his mind
now inhabiting the body of a fish, he took up residency with the Smith family,
posing as their pet, a fact he has still apparently not come to terms with.

He lusts after Stan Smith's wife Francine; she is the subject of many of his
sexual fantasies, which often revolve around sadism.

In the "Finances with Wolves" episode, Klaus switched his goldfish body for
that of a black man's (the front man for an Earth, Wind and Fire cover group
who ripped off the CIA at their summer mixer), and almost ran off with
Francine, but the body was mortally damaged in the aftermath of an explosion at
the mall. Deciding to spare his life, but also to make sure he never try to
seduce Francine again, Stan placed his brain in another goldfish's body (Klaus
flushed the previous fish's lifeless body down the toilet). This episode also
gave an indication of his personality--while Stan dove to save Francine from
the blast, Klaus was more concerned in saving his new human body.

His voice is modeled, in part, after Peter Lorre's.

Klaus has a strange obsession with Beauty and the Beast. His view is that
without Mrs. Potts (whom Francine played in "Stan of Arabia"), the Beast would
have killed himself years ago. This may also be interpreted as simply part of
his obsession with Francine.

The episode "Of Ice and Men" shows Klaus in the year 2045, where he is
inexplicably in a new human body. He also has a grandson in this future; the
majority of the episode consisted of a story Klaus told him about the past. The
grandson was apparently unaware Klaus had once been a fish. Klaus also claims
in this episode to have been two sharks and a monkey during the course of his
life; from the anger in his reply, it would seem that Klaus was being
sarcastic.

Klaus is a fan of Scrubs. He can also play Hava Nagila on champagne flutes and
enjoys playing Tempest. Like Stan, Klaus is a fan of the Georgetown Hoyas. In
"The Most Adequate Christmas Ever", Klaus stated that his grandfather was a
train conductor who ran the kiddie train at the zoo in Auschwitz (and is
appalled when the family assumes he was referring to the concentration camp and
reminds them that there is other stuff in that large town).

Of the main cast, Klaus is the one least featured in the show's various plots,
and often does not show up in episodes for more than brief cameos. The show's
creators seem to acknowledge this fact in "Big Trouble in Little Langley,"
where Francine, asking if each family member is safe after a fire, forgets to
mention Klaus, which leaves him frustrated. In Haylias, he points out the fact
that the only time anyone talks to him is when they have no one else to turn
to. Also, he acknowledges the fact that he is frequently ignored.

It is revealed in the episode "Haylias" that he does not know how to read. He
and Stan also befriend each other, though Stan appears to forget about Klaus
completely after he experiences slight memory loss when recovering from a
gunshot to the head.

In the German dubbed version of American Dad!, Klaus speaks in a Saxon dialect,
which is seen as a stereotype for East Germans in general. His behavior in the
German version is similar to that of an ex-Stasi agent and he hints that he was
attached to the Stasi agency.

[hide]v ? d ? eAmerican Dad!
On DVD ? Episode list ? Inside the CIA ? Voice actors
Characters Stan Smith ? Francine Smith ? Hayley Smith ? Steve Smith ? Roger ?
Klaus
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