| Re: Taking Advantage Of Local Bicycle Commuter Situations |
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Group: alt.philosophy · Group Profile
Author: ShrikebackShrikeback Date: Sep 5, 2008 12:15
> I once cycled to a job which was 2 miles away and 100 feet or so below
> where I lived.
You're lying. You've never had a job.
> The reverse situation is perfect for cycle commuting: Â On cold winter
> mornings you keep warm pedaling uphill and on hot summer afternoons
> you keep cool coasting downhill.
Actually, the best solution for your prostate and
erectile health is not to bike at all. Just telecommute:
it's the choice of a new American generation. It tastes
great and it's greener than the greenest greenshirt.
> Another situation combines use of a transit bus with cycling with the
> wind. Â If you live downwind of your job take the bus upwind and then
> cycle back with the wind. Â You aren't all sweaty and smelly when you
> get to work and it also keeps your food bill / eating times down.
What do you do if there's a Canadian cannibal on the bus?
> There must be others but I don't discover them until I'm there.
Who cares? We have 2 words for cyclists in these parts:
organ donors.
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