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>> On Jun 5, 4:45 am, "tooly" bellsouth.net> wrote:

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>>> I got blindsided by Jehova's Witnesses yesterday...lot's on my mind, the
>>> fence guy was here, my dog in the hospital, Obama train approaching, uh...no
>>> not that one....

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>>> ...and then before I knew it, just to get rid of the Jehova's Witnesses, I
>>> said ok to a 'prayer meeting' of some sort in my home next
>>> weekend....argghghgh!!!

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>>> It's like having to tell the fat girl you don't really want to date
>>> her...but you can't just come out and say it is because she's fat.  So, you
>>> make up all these things...and feel devious in so doing.   I just couldn't
>>> think fast enough with all these distractions upon me.

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>>> I want to support all good Christians, if for nothing else, it gives some
>>> balance to the gangbangers of life.  We Christians are fighting a losing
>>> battle these days I'm afraid.  Who the hell can go against science and
>>> expect to win?  But we do it anyway.  Are we stupid?  Probably so.  But
>>> then, we recognize any hell when we see one too....and there are other
>>> trains bearing down upon us from the pike these days.

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>>> Life is short.  I think that one we can all agree upon.

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>>> Anyone know of any good lies to get the Jehova's Witnesses off your backs
>>> without the indignity of being cast into the fires of hell?  They need our
>>> love too.

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>> Just say youve double booked with the Mormons, and would they mind
>> sharing their platform "under God".

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>> If they think you are bluffing, invite the Mormons, and a couple of
>> Buddhist monks, and a scientologist for good measure.

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>> Life is short of what?

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>> Mickey Rooney is too short, not life.

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>> If heaven is full of JW's, I know where I would rather be :-)

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>> Partying with Tom Cruise and John Travolta....

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> You want to hang out with a couple of brainwashed hollywood actor
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