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Author: John JonesJohn Jones Date: Aug 8, 2008 13:04
Spielberg, of course, pulled out of the design and choreography of the
Olympic Opening ceremony for political reasons. NCB reporters overheard
his comments as he watched the spectacular Chinese ceremony from a
bar-room television.
Blubbing into his beer he said:
Chinese amateurs! I would have given them exploding dinosaurs, and a big
mechanical chinese Tom and Jerry waving chopsticks ... what do they
know, what ... (inaudible) ... and, and, the torch-bearer would have got
fired out of a cannon and climbed up the torch using sucker pads ...
while playing a mega alien trumpet ... Ha! no wires, and no chinese
banjo's for Spielberg ... my genius ... no-one knows ... Chinese
curry-pot w**kers ... Hah! ... phh ... (hic) ... god bless america.
(transcript ends)
Thank-you Spielberg!
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Author: T-minus108T-minus108 Date: Aug 8, 2008 14:29
On Aug 8, 4:04Â pm, John Jones aol.com> wrote:
> Spielberg, of course, pulled out of the design and choreography of the
> Olympic Opening ceremony for political reasons. NCB reporters overheard
> his comments as he watched the  spectacular Chinese ceremony from a
> bar-room television.
>
> Blubbing into his beer he said:
>
> Chinese amateurs! I would have given them exploding dinosaurs, and a big
> mechanical chinese Tom and Jerry waving chopsticks ... what do they
> know, what ... (inaudible) ... and, and, the torch-bearer would have got
> fired out of a cannon and climbed up the torch using sucker pads ...
> while playing a mega alien trumpet ... Ha! no wires, and no chinese
> banjo's for Spielberg ... my genius ... no-one knows ... Chinese
> curry-pot w**kers ... Hah! ... phh...
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Author: John JonesJohn Jones Date: Aug 8, 2008 18:13
T-minus108 wrote:
> On Aug 8, 4:04 pm, John Jones aol.com> wrote:
>> Spielberg, of course, pulled out of the design and choreography of the
>> Olympic Opening ceremony for political reasons. NCB reporters overheard
>> his comments as he watched the spectacular Chinese ceremony from a
>> bar-room television.
>>
>> Blubbing into his beer he said:
>>
>> Chinese amateurs! I would have given them exploding dinosaurs, and a big
>> mechanical chinese Tom and Jerry waving chopsticks ... what do they
>> know, what ... (inaudible) ... and, and, the torch-bearer would have got
>> fired out of a cannon and climbed up the torch using sucker pads ...
>> while playing a mega alien trumpet ... Ha! no wires, and no chinese
>> banjo's for Spielberg ... my genius ... no-one knows ... Chinese
>> curry-pot w**kers ... Hah! ... phh ... (hic) ... god bless america.
>> (transcript ends)
>>
>> Thank-you Spielberg!
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Author: ImmortalistImmortalist Date: Aug 8, 2008 23:01
On Aug 8, 6:13 pm, John Jones aol.com> wrote:
> T-minus108 wrote:
>> On Aug 8, 4:04 pm, John Jones aol.com> wrote:
>>> Spielberg, of course, pulled out of the design and choreography of the
>>> Olympic Opening ceremony for political reasons. NCB reporters overheard
>>> his comments as he watched the spectacular Chinese ceremony from a
>>> bar-room television.
>
>>> Blubbing into his beer he said:
>
>>> Chinese amateurs! I would have given them exploding dinosaurs, and a big
>>> mechanical chinese Tom and Jerry waving chopsticks ... what do they
>>> know, what ... (inaudible) ... and, and, the torch-bearer would have got
>>> fired out of a cannon and climbed up the torch using sucker pads ...
>>> while playing a mega alien trumpet ... Ha! no wires, and no chinese
>>> banjo's for Spielberg ... my genius ... no-one knows ... Chinese
>>> curry-pot w**kers ... Hah! ... phh ... (hic) ... god bless america.
>>> (transcript ends)
>
>>> Thank-you Spielberg! ...
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Author: ImmortalistImmortalist Date: Aug 8, 2008 23:07
On Aug 8, 11:01 pm, Immortalist yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Aug 8, 6:13 pm, John Jones aol.com> wrote:
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>> T-minus108 wrote:
>>> On Aug 8, 4:04 pm, John Jones aol.com> wrote:
>>>> Spielberg, of course, pulled out of the design and choreography of the
>>>> Olympic Opening ceremony for political reasons. NCB reporters overheard
>>>> his comments as he watched the spectacular Chinese ceremony from a
>>>> bar-room television.
>
>>>> Blubbing into his beer he said:
>
>>>> Chinese amateurs! I would have given them exploding dinosaurs, and a big
>>>> mechanical chinese Tom and Jerry waving chopsticks ... what do they
>>>> know, what ... (inaudible) ... and, and, the torch-bearer would have got
>>>> fired out of a cannon and climbed up the torch using sucker pads ...
>>>> while playing a mega alien trumpet ... Ha! no wires, and no chinese
>>>> banjo's for Spielberg ... my genius ... no-one knows ... Chinese ...
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