> "OUR fictitious "father" which art nowhere, thank thee for giving your
> son George W. the incapability of thwarting the disastrous attacks on
> our nation on September 11, 2001.
>
> Pro-abortion supporters among us deserved it.
>
> A more competent and vigilant "president," CIA, FBI, and local and
> state police could have prevented the attacks, oh sponsor of child
> sexual abuse. But thanks in large measure to the not-so-Supreme Court,
> you graciously allowed the craven criminals in the White House to go
> golfing while terrorists were plotting their nefarious crimes, the
> national and global extent and costs of which can never be calculated
> or recouped.
>
> And thank you supernatural creation of man's ignorance, for enabling
> your duped and benighted "faithful" to encourage and support the
> illegal and immoral invasion of Iraq, a nation that posed no threat to
> the once "United" States. And please, oh causer of human miseries
> beyond measure, accept a thousand thanks for overlooking the million
> or more innocent Iraqi civilians killed and 4 million driven from
> their
> country to make way for our oil-hungry fundamentalist "conservatives,"
> so intent as they are upon eternal occupation.
>
> Please, also, great divider of humans, welcome our thanks for not
> killing more people than necessary in Katrina's wake. So nice that
> you have helped our
> White House war criminal to so quickly and completely rebuild the
> Crescent City and its environs.
>
> Thank you also for instilling in our malevolent "leaders" the skills
> and tactics of torture, to wrench from our captives information that
> is of no use to interrogators, but which has spread and disseminated
> an irreparable taint and stain upon our perceptably evil nation, so
> modeled after your exalted "image."
>
> And all kudos to you, wondrous instiller of intolerance and bigotry,
> for inspiring America's Nincompoop-In-Chief to steal civil liberties
> and privacy from our citizens in the dubious name of homeland
> "security."
>
> Again, spreader of ignorance and small-mindedness, we thank you for
> bringing the 9/11 attacks upon a nation that you have so effectively
> separated into warring camps, bringing forth a never-ending social and
> religious civil war.
>
> May you continue to grant us the will to follow your lead in racism,
> snobbishness, and faith in guns and religion that has brought us to
> this pretty pass.
>
> In thy scurrilous name ...
>
> Amen."