"OUR fictitious "father" which art nowhere, thank thee for giving your
son George W. the incapability of thwarting the disastrous attacks on
our nation on September 11, 2001.

Pro-abortion supporters among us deserved it.

A more competent and vigilant "president," CIA, FBI, and local and
state police could have prevented the attacks, oh sponsor of child
sexual abuse. But thanks in large measure to the not-so-Supreme Court,
you graciously allowed the craven criminals in the White House to go
golfing while terrorists were plotting their nefarious crimes, the
national and global extent and costs of which can never be calculated
or recouped.

And thank you supernatural creation of man's ignorance, for enabling
your duped and benighted "faithful" to encourage and support the
illegal and immoral invasion of Iraq, a nation that posed no threat to
the once "United" States. And please, oh causer of human miseries
beyond measure, accept a thousand thanks for overlooking the million
or more innocent Iraqi civilians killed and 4 million driven from
their
country to make way for our oil-hungry fundamentalist "conservatives,"
so intent as they are upon eternal occupation.

Please, also, great divider of humans, welcome our thanks for not
killing more people than necessary in Katrina's wake. So nice that
you have helped our
White House war criminal to so quickly and completely rebuild the
Crescent City and its environs.

Thank you also for instilling in our malevolent "leaders" the skills
and tactics of torture, to wrench from our captives information that
is of no use to interrogators, but which has spread and disseminated
an irreparable taint and stain upon our perceptably evil nation, so
modeled after your exalted "image."

And all kudos to you, wondrous instiller of intolerance and bigotry,
for inspiring America's Nincompoop-In-Chief to steal civil liberties
and privacy from our citizens in the dubious name of homeland
"security."

Again, spreader of ignorance and small-mindedness, we thank you for
bringing the 9/11 attacks upon a nation that you have so effectively
separated into warring camps, bringing forth a never-ending social and
religious civil war.

May you continue to grant us the will to follow your lead in racism,
snobbishness, and faith in guns and religion that has brought us to
this pretty pass.

In thy scurrilous name ...

Amen."