What the h has this got to do with anything?

It's what the ugly, invulnerable Hummer symbolizes

It's emblematic of hubris, macho, smug, military power, screw
petroleum price

In fact: a "Martha Stewart Hummer" would've make it so explicitly 21st
century fashionable chic, and of a profoundly shallow effluent
culture, cheap dollar USA selling out to our betters the
new rich

Happy motoring, l'estrangers

This semi terrific opinion is not copyrighted by King's Features
Sindicate, and neither McCain nor Obama has as of yet approved it, and
please close dooors before crashing

What else is for sale, cheap?

How about some house foreclosures mortgages at 20 cents on the buck,
Messrs Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, Smith, and Bean?

Don't Worry: FEMA is on the job