> Rather than use a word like "God" we would prefer a word more like
> "The Syndicate".
>
> We feel this better describes the highest powers in existence who can
> instantly negate all your religions and Gods in one thread on one
> newsgroup.
>
> We know it will be hard for you to adjust from being serious and religious
> about what you thought was right and true - to realizing that they were
> jokes and tests and you should not have been serious or religious about
> any of them.
> That the teachings were wrong and indeed the teachings were laughable.
> And for a long time you have been very serious and studying texts - about
> who basically are a load of jokers called THE BORG.
>
> You will probably feel a bit foolish for a while.
> But not to worry.
> The monuments you have built to humour and sarcasm - and the failure of
> you to notice which ones were tests and which ones you should have
> believed will take time to adjust to.
> When you realize that you should have used your judgement rather than
> blindly believe every word - just because some jokers comes along and one
> of them says they are the God of Abraham or whoever - will get you used to
> the kind of power we have and to the kind of people we are.
>
> That basically your religions are all absurdities.
> Some did reject them - and somehow could not view that this was right or
> that was right.
> They applied intelligence and could not equate how this or how that.
> And one day you will all see WHY they were questioned - and why NONE of
> them seemed precisely right or absolutely perfect.
>
> There are times when you should obey a command from a higher power and
> there are times when the command is a test. And you should use your
> judgement as to whether to obey or not.
> You should know the difference.
> Some of the commands were laughable - and yet you still obeyed them.
> Some of the stories were ludicrous - but you still believed them.
> But they are all us and our games and tests and humour with humans.
>
> The ones of you who knew that the story of Jesus was not very nice.
> Good.
> He was obviously the false messiah.
> Any God of Abraham who chooses and prefers Jews does not then abandon them
> does he? So obviously whatever the Jews believe would be correct.
> This is blatantly obvious.
>
> The detachment and apathy taught to Buddhists and these kind of peoples
> has caused them a lot of damage. As these were very sarcastic teachings
> which were absolutely wrong - and should not in any way have been
> believed.
> There are many more things we could say but we have to leave now.
> There is a disaster we have to attend to.
> The disaster being that we would all like a nice cup of tea.
> That is pretty much the worse disaster there could be.
> No planet is going to fall out of the universe for example.
> THE BORG