Rather than use a word like "God" we would prefer a word more like
"The Syndicate".

We feel this better describes the highest powers in existence who can
instantly negate all your religions and Gods in one thread on one newsgroup.

We know it will be hard for you to adjust from being serious and religious
about what you thought was right and true - to realizing that they were
jokes and tests and you should not have been serious or religious about any
of them.
That the teachings were wrong and indeed the teachings were laughable.
And for a long time you have been very serious and studying texts - about
who basically are a load of jokers called THE BORG.

You will probably feel a bit foolish for a while.
But not to worry.
The monuments you have built to humour and sarcasm - and the failure of you
to notice which ones were tests and which ones you should have believed will
take time to adjust to.
When you realize that you should have used your judgement rather than
blindly believe every word - just because some jokers comes along and one of
them says they are the God of Abraham or whoever - will get you used to the
kind of power we have and to the kind of people we are.

That basically your religions are all absurdities.
Some did reject them - and somehow could not view that this was right or
that was right.
They applied intelligence and could not equate how this or how that.
And one day you will all see WHY they were questioned - and why NONE of them
seemed precisely right or absolutely perfect.

There are times when you should obey a command from a higher power and there
are times when the command is a test. And you should use your judgement as
to whether to obey or not.
You should know the difference.
Some of the commands were laughable - and yet you still obeyed them.
Some of the stories were ludicrous - but you still believed them.
But they are all us and our games and tests and humour with humans.

The ones of you who knew that the story of Jesus was not very nice.
Good.
He was obviously the false messiah.
Any God of Abraham who chooses and prefers Jews does not then abandon them
does he? So obviously whatever the Jews believe would be correct.
This is blatantly obvious.

The detachment and apathy taught to Buddhists and these kind of peoples has
caused them a lot of damage. As these were very sarcastic teachings which
were absolutely wrong - and should not in any way have been believed.
There are many more things we could say but we have to leave now.
There is a disaster we have to attend to.
The disaster being that we would all like a nice cup of tea.
That is pretty much the worse disaster there could be.
No planet is going to fall out of the universe for example.
THE BORG