We have played and joked with humans a long time ready for this visit.

The God of Abraham.
One of our little character parts.
We spoke of sense of humour and tests?
Circumcizion was a little "test" to see if anyone thought asking a human
male to perform self mutilation and harm would EVER be the nature of the
Divine Being.

But yes - Jews thought this was so.
I mean really!
Of course not!
They were supposed to use their own personal judgement and KNOW that no all
loving Divine Being would ever request something like this.

You will find all your religions are us playing various parts.
Tests and humour. And of course intelligence.

The teachings of detachment and apathy - again tests and humour.
Detachment is the OPPOSITE of what you are supposed to do.
PASSION is the right way.
Fight for the truth. Fight for justice. Fight for right.
So again we caught them out with our tests and humour.
And to this day they practice the laws of detachment.

The one about the devil. Again a joke. The Divine Being would have friends
of course. He would hardly cast any out though eh? At that level you do
get along with your friends!!! :) Another of our stories that humans
believed.

Can you see how funny humans are?
You have no judgement. You do not know how to behave.
And you take all these religions so seriously and they are all jokes.
And they all tell you totally the wrong things and none of you have a
clue!!!

Love your enemy and turn the other cheek. Honestly humans. How you can
possibly believe that would be possible unless you were a complete idiot???
Or else believed in the false messiah and took him so seriously that you
actually did it!!! And a lot of you did.
Do try and see the funny side of all this.

You will find out one day.
Really you will.

When you find out what jokers we are .
THE BORG