On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
> In article
27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
> Amanda Reid says...
> >>On Jul 14, 11:46 am, On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built
>>
Yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>In article
registered.motzarella.org>, Dennis M. Hammes says...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
>>>
>>>>>In article
giganews.com>, ggamble says...>>>
>>>>>>2) Will they get the Israelis to bomb Iran?
>>>
>>>>>i'm not so offended by that, if it's necessary.
>>>
>>>>It isn't.
>>>
>>>i know.
>>>
>>>
>>>> We're doing a perfectly good job of getting Iran to bomb the
>>>>Israelis, an infinitely superior scenario. (See "Pearl Harbor Gambit.")
>>>
>>>do you think it will get that far? (see Israel vrs. Iraq, 1981, they fucking
>>>flew 300 feet off the ground all the way there!!! amazing!) if Israel thought
>>>that Iran really had nukes that could get to Televiv, there'd be smoking holes
>>>all over the Persian landscape right now.
>>>
>>>
>>>>If you can't figure out that the current "oil prices" are a direct
>>>>result of giving the Nobel "Peace" Prize to Yassir Arafat, you don't
>>>>deserve to pretend to be talking politics.
>>>
>>>it doesn't hurt that Standard Oil stock is at it's highest now either.
>>
>>
>>Paper "profits." Numbers in computers. Think "house of cards."
>> Think "Black Friday."
>
>
> every one thinks that. apocalypse is a popular spectator sport. someone wakes me
> when it actually happens.
>
The trouble with Johnson's Baby Wipes (LBJ's Federal Reserve Notes,
yes, actually JFK's, but a fiscal law can't go into effect under the
Admin that passed it; it had to wait for the re-up or what actually
happened) is that the only thing they can drive out of circulation is
themselves.
But the only way they can drive themselves out of circulation is
by putting more of them into circulation...
Keynes explains, the Euros laugh all the way to the bank.
(Hell, even the /Canadians/ laugh, so you /know/ it's gettin' late...)
>
>>>> Obama was to have been another sop to the Saudis by the Congenital
>>>>Commonwealth (at least you can manage to understand that Hillary
>>>>would have been the worst insult possible of what was available.)
>>>
>>>i disagree, but that's so rare with me, i know others will find it shocking.
>>
>>
>>I gotta stick by that one, after Maddy Albright's Excellent Serbian
>>Adventure.
>> (OTOH, I still maintain that if we'd sent Jessica Simpson, they'da
>>wilted.)
>
>
> i like Bill Maher's strategy that we send a division of porn girls to the middle
> east, because the problem with Islamic Fundies is that they need to get laid.
>
> of course he was merely stealing my LONG HELD theory that if everyone got as
> much oral sex as they wanted, we would have the Kingdom of Heaven on earth right
> now.
>
> but NOOOOO, NO ONE listens to MEEEE!!!
>
I have listened, concurred, and applauded that little theory of yours
for at least twelve years.
(Need I remind you that maybe the biggest single reason Hillary
lost is that she failed, even refused, to acknowledge her support
base while Obama pandered both it and his own?
(NOOOO, the Princess was gonna Win /because/ she was the Princess.
We won't put up with that from /our own/ two-year-olds.)
>
>>>and i don't know, it's all starting to sound to me like that bit in Network
>>>where Peter Finch/Howard Beale meets the "Chairman of the Board," played by Ned
>>>Beatty, and the Chairman tells Beale that he is interfering with the fundamental
>>>laws of nature, and that there is no United States, or Soviet Union (the movie
>>>was made in 1976), there is only IBM and Standard Oil, etc.
>>
>>
>>"What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the USA." -- Al Capp,
>>1958
>> And "Daddy Warbucks" is a post-WWI figure...
>
>
> but the question begs.... or at least demands to be asked, is that such a bad
> thing? no more war, no more strife, all nations working together towards pure
> corporate greed? one world--one love--let's get together and be all right? if
> we're selling stuff to China and China is selling stuff to us, who's gonna wanna
> go to war? there's too much profit to be made by NOT warring like stupid
> children.
>
> hey---ho---WTO? we spend/waste our whole stupid youth coming to the final
> conclusion that capitalism is the last/best answer? SCARY, huh?
>
Probably because this species is so cocksucking (see your own theory)
lazy that it won't establish the /Supply Side/ of that formula
'lessen there's a fuken /war/ on that's simple enough for them to get
their little monkey religions around.
That Korea Thing, that Viet-Nam Thing, this Iraq Thing, suddenly
acquired 'way too many players for the One-We-One-They mentality of
the monkey (he can count to three, so the "three" /hasta/ be the
Referee, his priest), but esp. of his microcosmic ("playpen")
attention span.
Grenada, now, /that/ he could stay up long enough to watch.
WWII (1935), that was too fuken long and too fuken complicated
until FDR screwed (1939) Japan into the Pearl Harbor Gambit. Presto:
a "We-They" scenario so simple the monkey watched it for the next
four years, and rivetted until his little nuts fell off.
An only slightly less frenetic version attended the
carefully-presented "We-They" of "The Cold War," right up until the
Supreme Soviet dropped their end of the board in 1989.
("The Space Race"? d00d, the monkey /still/ insists the Moon
Landing was a Hollywood fake, and a ticket to /Star Wars/ is only
seven bucks.)
The /only/ fucken thing we've Improved to produce for the monkey So
That He Hasta Have A New One since then is the i-Pod (and now the
i-Phone).
And the only ones who want 'em are the monkeys.
And the monkeys will /not/ vote for an F-19, an M-2 tank, gas for
HumVees, or an M-17 rifle, unless he's scared of whatever They he's
being shown on his Comic Book, his hot little paw full of Doritos.
And there you have it.
/Scared/?
Of /IRAQ/?
As our late, great philosopher put it so greatly, lately:
"jesus
fuck."
The (maybe only) probem with Santacrats is that they think they can
achieve a Capitalism of Plenty by Votin' to increase "The Money
Supply, 'M'," while spending /all/ the rest of their time on the
couch watching The Bargain Channel with their orange-gummed i-Phones
in their hot little paws.
(It "may" /be/ the "only" problem, but it's enough to kill the
entire "system," such as it is.)
>
>
>>>>One pony nuke 1000 ft. over the Suleiman Mosque, then ask 'em if they
>>>>still wanna play what they say they wanna play if we don't.
>>>
>>>again, i refer to Israel vrs. Iraq, 1981. we'll see.
>>
>>
>>Me think They see us as hiding behind Israel -- esp. after such well-
>>executed surgeries (we've been showing Them too dam' many scenarios
>>where we get there the lastest with the mostest). That they're poking
>>us because they think it's Safe (the type doesn't poke anybody /else/,
>>d00d).
>> They dropped the WTC on our heads, we dropped peanut butter and MREs
>>on theirs.
>> (Anybody else see anything basically wrong with that game plan?)
>
>
> personally i say we sell them IPODs! IPODs-IPODs-IPODs!!!! Steve Jobs Uber
> Alles!!! THEN MacBooks!!!! and IMacs!!! PSIII's and whatever those Windows Games
> things are called, i don't do gaming, so i don't know. and Pizza Hut and Wendy's
> and Marlboros and everything that makes America great. SELL-SELL-SELL,
Okay, so you /know/.
But when the only ones who will /make/ the i-Pods are the Thais,
the only ones who will tell you how to use 'em are the Indians, the
only ones who will hoe the sugar beets for your Honey Cheerios are
the Mexicans, and the only ones who will make the hoes are the Chinese...
C'mon. Even you, O Best-Beloved Santacrat, can see that you
/can't/ SELL-SELL-SELL unless you HOE-HOE-HOE first.
>
> One World-One GAP-Let's Get Together and Be All Right!!!
Don' Worry,
Be Happeh...
>
> one world floating in a peaceful sea of commerce.
...styrofoam cups, cereal boxes, candy wrappers, beer cans, grocery
bags, spent rockets, dog rockets...
(The stuff I gotta pick outta my front yard any time it ain't
rainin', O the Woes of being Landed Gentry!)
>
> there is wisdom in this.
>
But without wisdom /teeth/, the only thing you can eat is Pablum.
(Okay, and pussy. I have not forgotten your Fundamental Theorem
of World Piece.)
>
> most sincerely,
>
> GodBuilt
>
> p.s. The Lou Dobbsian Apocalypse Now Will Not Be Televised!!!
>
It was Yogi Berra's, and they did.
To see a few of the Good Old Names still alive...
Almost worth the longest ASG (15 innings, 4.5 hours, and the
winning AL run "stole" home by four inches on a sack fly) in the
history of the ruckus.
Some good shit in there, so I gotta /ask/ you.
How can you possibly believe that a nation who can make /cricket/
interesting can lose The Whole Ball Game over a fundamental Santacrat
inability to make a /war/ interesting?
Hunh?
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