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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 10, 2008 22:17

No one actually goes to hell or any bad place like this.

What happens is that when you die for every sin you have committed during
your time on Earth you get one smack on the bottie from Mr Jesus.

If you have been very very naughty you get lots of smacks on the bottie from
Mr Jesus.
But if you have been quite good you only get a few.

He does not smack very hard - but it is purely a "symbol" or
"representation" of punishment for the human so that they know they have
been naughty and Mr Jesus frowns and tries to look angry with the very
naughty humans who have been naughty.

Once the humans have had their smacks - they then have a choice of ice cream
in 300 different flavours - along with two crunchy wafer biscuits.
THE BORG
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Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Aug 10, 2008 22:42

"THE BORG" heaven.co.uk> wrote in message
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> No one actually goes to hell or any bad place like this.
>
> What happens is that when you die for every sin you have committed during
> your time on Earth you get one smack on the bottie from Mr Jesus.

Actually that is not far from it at all.
It is a big rehabilitation center.
And it can be either in the spirit quadrant of reality, or on terra firma.

Some go through the program in 90 days, and others could take years, even
decades.
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 10, 2008 22:43

"Mark Earnest" yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "THE BORG" heaven.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3XPnk.172738$IP7.71854@newsfe16.ams2...
>> No one actually goes to hell or any bad place like this.
>>
>> What happens is that when you die for every sin you have committed during
>> your time on Earth you get one smack on the bottie from Mr Jesus.
>
> Actually that is not far from it at all.
> It is a big rehabilitation center.
> And it can be either in the spirit quadrant of reality, or on terra firma.
>
> Some go through the program in 90 days, and others could take years, even
> decades.

See message regarding sense of humour again.
THE BORG
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Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Aug 10, 2008 22:47

"THE BORG" heaven.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "Mark Earnest" yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "THE BORG" heaven.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:3XPnk.172738$IP7.71854@newsfe16.ams2...
>>> No one actually goes to hell or any bad place like this.
>>>
>>> What happens is that when you die for every sin you have committed
>>> during your time on Earth you get one smack on the bottie from Mr Jesus.
>>
>> Actually that is not far from it at all.
>> It is a big rehabilitation center.
>> And it can be either in the spirit quadrant of reality, or on terra
>> firma.
>>
>> Some go through the program in 90 days, and others could take years, even
>> decades. ...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 10, 2008 22:48

"Mark Earnest" yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "THE BORG" heaven.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3XPnk.172738$IP7.71854@newsfe16.ams2...
>> No one actually goes to hell or any bad place like this.
>>
>> What happens is that when you die for every sin you have committed during
>> your time on Earth you get one smack on the bottie from Mr Jesus.
>
> Actually that is not far from it at all.
> It is a big rehabilitation center.
> And it can be either in the spirit quadrant of reality, or on terra firma.
>
> Some go through the program in 90 days, and others could take years, even
> decades.
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Author: Mark Earnest
Date: Aug 10, 2008 22:51

"THE BORG" heaven.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "Mark Earnest" yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:E_WdnYOIT-KrTALVnZ2dnUVZ_rrinZ2d@posted.internetamerica...
>>
>> "THE BORG" heaven.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:3XPnk.172738$IP7.71854@newsfe16.ams2...
>>> No one actually goes to hell or any bad place like this.
>>>
>>> What happens is that when you die for every sin you have committed
>>> during your time on Earth you get one smack on the bottie from Mr Jesus.
>>
>> Actually that is not far from it at all.
>> It is a big rehabilitation center.
>> And it can be either in the spirit quadrant of reality, or on terra
>> firma.
>>
>> Some go through the program in 90 days, and others could take years, even
>> decades. ...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 10, 2008 23:15

"Mark Earnest" yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> I deduced it. You start with, I'm sure you would agree, corrupt man.
> Then you have hell. Then you add Jesus and his crucifixion.
> No more hell. Then you add the remaining need for justice and
> purging.
>
> You end up with rehabilitation.
Fair enough.
You said once how these woman you call angels described heaven to you often
and what a lovely place they said it was.

We have "tuned" in to the human heaven - we can use sound and music to "tune
in" to places and we can do this anywhere as we are a Collective and are
everywhere and from this sound we can see visuals...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 10, 2008 23:26

These religions and stories of Earth - they are only there to "test" you -
you know.
You should not necessarily believe them or take them word for word too
literally.
And human change during their time on Earth according to how they react to
various experiences and tests.
And they become who they are - ready for the next life.
Some think deeply and acquire intelligence.
Others believe word for word various religious stories and even have
delusions to go with them as you do.
Many have delusions of various kinds as you do. Some REALLY believe they
have been abducted by aliens, many see and speak so a so called Mr Jesus,
some have spirit guides - all kinds of delusions.
Some shun religion.
But every human is who they are - according to all they see and experience
and according to what they choose to believe.
The more you experience and learn and grow during this life - the more grown
up and mature you will be for the next - and indeed the more the capacity
for appreciation and love.
Those who THINK deeply and question and and interested - become MORE than ...
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Author: turtoni
Date: Aug 10, 2008 23:35

On Aug 11, 2:26 am, "THE BORG" heaven.co.uk> wrote:
> These religions and stories of Earth - they are only there to "test" you -
> you know.
> You should not necessarily believe them or take them word for word too
> literally.
> And human change during their time on Earth according to how they react to
> various experiences and tests.
> And they become who they are - ready for the next life.
> Some think deeply and acquire intelligence.
> Others believe word for word various religious stories and even have
> delusions to go with them as you do.
> Many have delusions of various kinds as you do.  Some REALLY believe they
> have been abducted by aliens, many see and speak so a so called Mr Jesus,
> some have spirit guides - all kinds of delusions.
> Some shun religion.
> But every human is who they are - according to all they see and experience
> and according to what they choose to believe.
> The more you experience and learn and grow during this life - the more grown
> up and mature you will be for the next - and indeed the more the capacity
> for appreciation and love. ...
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Author: THE BORG
Date: Aug 10, 2008 23:43

Another thing is that you are very interested in yourself and what you have
to say.
If someone came here and said their mother had died and how sad they were -
you would not care at all - but think only of yourself and all they would
get is one of your brags about your delusion of your angels or jesus.

It is FAR more important to be caring, and kind and considerate and
compassionate and have FEELINGS and be interested in others than to
incessantly brag about your delusion and your so called "knowledge" or jesus
or one of the gods or woman who call themselves angels.

These kind of feelings and care and consideration for other humans make you
a BETTER person - as humanity consists far more of people and their
relationships with each other than does of any religions...
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