> <
> THE SCARECROW:
> "If I only had a brain..."
> <
> THE WIZARD OF OZ:
> "Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre
> commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on
> the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain.
> <
> "Back where I come from, we have universities, Seats
> of Great Learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
> <
> "And when they come out, they think deep thoughts, and with
> no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you
> haven't got: A diploma!"
> <
> THE SCARECROW:
> "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles
> triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. ...